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     I once knew a seer, name of Hortense
     Who specialized in ominous portents
        Said I should marry a toad
        Long as he cleaned and he sewed
      I said, ‘You go first ~ It makes so much sense’

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Date: 7/24/2025 3:12:00 AM
hilarious....Hortense is the perfect name!
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Date: 7/23/2025 9:00:00 PM
Nice Limerick, Gershon. BB
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