Spree Poems - Poems about Spree

Popeye and Olive’s Spinach Spree

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man
I gulp spinach straight from the can
I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I am—
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
I’m strong to the finish,
’cause I gulp down my spinach,
I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!

Now Olive Oyl, she made a vow—
“No spinach for me, not ever, not now!”
But she’ll kiss me tonight,
’cause

Chicks and Ducks in Splashing Spree

Bursting, breaking free from egg shells with glee
Baby chicks welcome their blest endowed worth
Amidst mother Earth’s radiating mirth
Ready to frolic in the pond --- there they flee.

Cheerful in their sunny color delight
Ducklings quack, inviting attention gain
While they wobble gladly, devoid of strain
Traversing terrain midst their dancing flight.

As water fowls of playful swimming zest
Ducks and chicks

crime spree duo

The duo runs from the law and evades the police
Their wild crime spree did not slow or cease
Bank robberies gave them half million each
Their next target is jewelry store at Redondo Beach

Local Party Spree

Got party spree
From a local resort inn
Cool place to stay.

Shopping Spree

This old madam bought a big Christmas tree,
size could be problem she did not foresee.
         Low level door frame it hit,
         on dewed lawn she let it sit.
She dodged mind’s radar while on shopping spree. 

Tea Crime Spree

Tea came percolating from the pot
Burglarizing the neighborhood clans            
Moms held their babies in their arms
Above their heads for fear of caffeine

The fiend held everyone hostage
At gun point it seems without a doubt
Leaving the young to their own devices
To run or drink coffee as

A Kindness Spree

I'm going on a Kindness Spree
    Good deeds galore for all to see

  From crack of dawn to setting sun
    Good cheer and hugs for everyone  

  The cost of all this fun? ~ It's free
    Please come along, join in with me

Cumbercot Family Mushroom Spree

Mama gnome was pleased with her family, the Cumbercots.
They did a fine job of washing the red mushrooms with dots
Can we please bring some home in the wheelbarrow? Asked Pat.
She was not sure what to say. “Sure,” said her boyfriend Matt.

So the Cumbercots left the field with three mushrooms so fine.
Can I keep them? Asked

Christmas Shopping Spree

This old lady bought a big Christmas tree
Size could be a problem she didn’t foresee
In the room she couldn’t take it
On the lawn she let it sit
She was out of mind while on shopping spree.

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November 27, 2022
Syllable count : 10 10 7 7 10 (HMS)
Rhyme checked with rhymezone.com
Contest : A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday

Shopping Spree

money spent foolishly
on material items
a waste of hard work

Mom, Dad, and the Kids On a Shopping Spree

When the kids are in the shopping cart
  They never stop once they start
Mommy, Daddy, I want these cookies
This candy, this cereal, this pizza, this --
  They're pros at it, they never were rookies 

When Dad goes shopping, if he's alone
  He revels in his 'Comfort Zone'
I'll get this for my breakfast,

Summer Spree

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On a Playful Spree

I was maybe two or, possibly, three
When I tossed our cat into the deep well
As a toddler, I was on a playful spree.

I am certain everyone would now agree
My reasoning, it would be hard to tell,
I was maybe two or, possibly, three.

I was much too young, as anyone can see,
To think it anything other than

Violent Deadly Crime Spree Shoots Upward One

Gun owners indiscriminately brandish
loaded firearms toward innocent victims,
and concomitantly excite
purported in accordance
with first amendment, relish
yet proliferation allowing
free ranging banshee dervish
sans weapons of mass destruction
(mainly innocent lives)
inures citizens to appear off fish
U.S., and self-important
becoming comfortably numb
at regular headlines detailing
some lone a bit mish
hug ha, an automatic killer
methodically unloading with a swish
multitudinous cartridges attempt
to evening the score,

Violent Deadly Crime Spree Shoots Upward Two

This epidemic re:
murderous love affair perfervid
with gruesome morbid
fixation allowing, enabling
and providing terrifying
trappings, whence went Pandora out the lid
anger loosed maniacally gun down
(in S-L-O-W mo) recorded by hid
madding crowd, each person
locked in crosshair grid
source (perhaps pathetic plan
premeditated) employing did
da ding from flying bullets,
a coterie upping the ante vis a vis bid
ding fare thee from odious
loading incendiary

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