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Funny Sometimes Poems

These Funny Sometimes poems are examples of Sometimes poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sometimes Funny poems written by international poets.


Sometimes
Sometimes, 
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We wake up to that text but sometimes...

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Categories: sometimes, appreciation, caregiving, emotions, friendship,



Sometimes it's just about me
I know it may sound funny
It's just how I feel
Somethings I have to do in life is just about me
I have found that every path...

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Categories: sometimes, 9th grade,

Premium Member cynical sometimes
cynical?
sometimes

sarcastic?
I have tried to give this up

snippy?
Yes!

abrupt?
            absolutely.

funny?
      ...

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Categories: sometimes, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Roses
Roses are red,
Violets are not,
Please help me,
I've turned into a clock....

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Categories: sometimes, funny, roses are red,

Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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Categories: sometimes, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny



Sometimes
Sometimes my poems are funny
Sometimes my poems make you think
Sometimes my poems leave you puzzled
And sometimes my poems… well they just stink...

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Categories: sometimes, fun, happiness, humor, humorous,

Sometimes Being Called Names Aint That Bad At All
When it comes to being
called other name's by 
people

Sometimes they ain't all that 
half bad at all and can even
leave one feeling rather glad
instead

Like when...

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Categories: sometimes, funny love,

Premium Member Lost It
I thought about it, but don't remember what it was I thought about!

Let me take a step back.
I was going to bake a cake.
Oh yes,...

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Categories: sometimes, confusion, funny, memory, remember,

Premium Member Born In a Taxi
There once was a newborn named Maxi,

Who forewent a stork for a taxi,

But as he could not yet walk,

And bubble-babbling was his talk,

Driver gave him...

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Categories: sometimes, birth, funny, humor, parents,

Sometimes I Feel Myself Extremely Cruel
Sometimes I feel   extremely cruel,
And  want to kill someone just with a stool.
My wife sent me to a psychiatrist for a visit.
O.K....

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Categories: sometimes, funny,

Sometimes I
Sometimes I...sometimes I wish I could combust
burst into flames, spontaneously erupt; magma
Sometimes I...
sometimes I just wish emptily, heavily
I was someone else, something better
but all the...

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Categories: sometimes, imagery, lost, sorrow, ,

Premium Member Never, Always, Sometimes
I never ate a dinosaur,
Though I have always felt the call.
Sometimes I crave that giant beast
Like some wild Neanderthal.

I never yet have had false teeth.
I...

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Categories: sometimes, adventure, funny, heart,

Cutlery's Jelly Good Sometimes
I put some jelly on my fork, intended for my mouth,
I then had visions of it, sliding way down south,
But this implement's not for jelly,...

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Categories: sometimes, funny,

Sometimes
sometimes i just miss you
sometimes when i'm alone
sometimes where time 
meets with memory
and feeling regret that your gone
sometimes i just recall you
to your empty space...

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Categories: sometimes, absence,

And Sometimes Why
I hoped to be with you today 
That once again we two might play
True friends forever we will stay
One thing that will not go away
Why

A...

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Categories: sometimes, care, childhood, confusion, family,


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