I don't have a problem with scantily clad ladies
They all have a right to expose their parts
Especially if those parts are firm and voluptuous
Who am I to complain
The Caribbean is overflowing with these latin beauties
Had to look away... my old heart was a-pumping
A mile a minute and my eyes started bugging out
“Dangerous”, they say... “watch your heart!”
Don't these young fillies realize what they're doing to us old guys
Of course they do! And they love it!
Do I sound like a lecherous old dude
So what's so wrong with being a lecherous old dude
Some of my best friends fit that description to a “T”
Women's bodies are a work of art
And are designed to be ogled at
It's written on one of those ancient Egyptian tablets
So next time one walks by
Offer your thanks and quietly wipe the drool from your chin
Scantily clad ladies... YEE HAW!
Some of my best friends are men... BUT WOMEN!!!
When a pretty filly passes me by I sit up and take notice
There are so many sweet ladies in my world
I've actually lost count
From way back, I've related to women better than men
What does that mean I wonder
More comfortable in their presence
When a sweetie gives me THAT look
I'm a goner... a simpering whimpering wee pup
They haven't stopped raging even at this MATURE age
Still love watching a pretty young thing walk by
A thing of beauty unsurpassed
The most gorgeous work of art that was ever created
Some might call me a dirty old man... that's okay!
I just appreciate the finer things in life
And a woman is right there at the top
I LOVE WOMEN!
So they've upped my medication
From 10 mg to 20 mg
It's the stuff that's supposed to make... mm... mel... low
I almos... uh... almo... almost nodded... offfff!
Don't think it's strong enough yet... thhh...ough!
Hopefully I'll soon start writing about fairies and pretty flowers
Instead of demons and evil monsters
Some of my best friends are fairies
Hang on... the ones with wings like Tinker Bell
We go skipping through the meadow with gay abandon
Now there you go misunderstanding me again
Well, getting back to my medication
Sometimes it makes me so mellow
I tend to try to stuff my pea soup in my ear hole
Not a good idea... especially in a restaurant
Mothers grab their wee kiddies
Cover their eyes while quickly moving to a different table
I mean no harm... I love everybody
In the whole great big entire world
A distant friendship could begin to look more promising
if we would open our hearts to the possibilities of….
Getting along with people who give a bad first impression
I have learned the hard way over and over
Some of my best friends always gave me the worst first impressions
Man what a pig sty
honestly hope the next place is better
seriously listen to this they in their drinking water
dump rubish and toxins in it
then take their children on roasting days to swim in it
i give it a week and its shutdown
The food aww minging
they sprinkle rocks into it
take drinks from the plants
some of my best friends are plants
Wait to you hear this
the spend half their lives asleep
the other half working away for paper
i heard it used to be nice
guess we should have stopped with the dinosaurs
Anywhys where are you reviewing next
Venus
yah Jammy sod
Don't have a problem with scantily clad ladies
They all have a right to expose their parts
Especially if those parts are firm and voluptuous
Who am I to complain
The Caribbean is overflowing with these Latin beauties
Had to look away... my old heart was a-pumping
A mile a minute and my eyes started bugging out
“Dangerous”, they say... “watch your heart!”
Don't these young fillies realize what they're doing to us old guys
Of course, they do! And they love it!
Do I sound like a lecherous old dude
So what's so wrong with being a lecherous old dude
Some of my best friends fit that description to a “T”
Women's bodies are a work of art
And are designed to be ogled at
It's written on one of those ancient Egyptian tablets
So next time one walks by
Offer your thanks and quietly wipe the drool from your chin
Scantily clad ladies... YEE HAW!
Some of my best friends are men... BUT WOMEN!!!
When a pretty young filly passes me by, I still sit up and take notice
There are so many sweet sweet ladies here on the Soup
I've actually lost count
From way back I've always related to women better than men
What does that mean I wonder
One thing's for sure, I'm more comfortable in the presence of the fairer sex
When a sweetie gives me THAT look
I'm a goner... I melt and become a tongue-tied old geezer
My male hormones haven't stopped raging even at this MATURE old age
I still love watching pretty young things walk by
A thing of beauty unsurpassed
The most gorgeous work of art that was ever created
Some might call me a dirty old man... that's okay
I just appreciate the finer things in life
And a woman is right there at the top
I LOVE WOMEN!
© Jack Ellison 2014
So they've upped my medication
From 10 mg to 20 mg
It's the stuff that's supposed to make... me... mel... low
I almos... uh... almo... almost nodded... off... ff!
Don't think it's strong enough yet... thhh...ough!
Hopefully I'll soon start writing about fairies and pretty flowers
Instead of demons and evil monsters
Some of my best friends are fairies
Hang on... the ones with wings like Tinker Bell
We go skipping through the meadow with gay abandon
Now there you go misunderstanding me again
Well, getting back to my medication
Sometimes it makes me so mellow
I tend to try to stuff mashed potatoes in my ear hole
Not a good idea... especially in a restaurant
Mothers grab their wee kiddies
Cover their eyes while quickly moving to a different table
I mean no harm... I love everybody
In the whole great big entire world
© Jack Ellison 2013
I don't have a problem with scantily clad ladies
They all have a right to expose their parts
Especially if those parts are firm and voluptuous
Who am I to complain
The Caribbean is overflowing with these latin beauties
Had to look away... my old heart was a-pumping
A mile a minute and my eyes started bugging out
“Dangerous”, they say... “watch your heart!”
Don't these young fillies realize what they're doing to us old guys
Of course they do! And they love it!
Do I sound like a lecherous old dude
So what's so wrong with being a lecherous old dude
Some of my best friends fit that description to a “t”
Women's bodies are a work of art
And are designed to be ogled at
It's written on one of those ancient Egyptian tablets
So next time one walks by
Offer your thanks and quietly wipe the drool from your chin
Scantily clad ladies... YEE HAW!
© Jack Ellison 2014
I waited with anxious thoughts
Contemplating what to say about it
The pet peev conversation was suitable
In light of recent events I saw this a blessing
A chance to show everyone in the room that I feel
I never wanted things to be so dramatic
But it calls for drastic actions to be taken
Something to prove I'm not sadistic
And some words to penetrate their minds
I approached the odium with no thoughts
I spoke upon reaction to my sights
I stared at her face as I spoke
"Dishonesty," Lying for almost two years
"Betrayal," turning some of my best friends against me
And "loyalty," staying true with your words and heart
I sat down with eyes upon me
The people were stunned with what they had heard
The tension surmounted until I spoke
"Surprised huh? I CAN feel."
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