Scantily Clad Ladies

Don't have a problem with scantily clad ladies They all have a right to expose their parts Especially if those parts are firm and voluptuous Who am I to complain The Caribbean is overflowing with these Latin beauties Had to look away... my old heart was a-pumping A mile a minute and my eyes started bugging out “Dangerous”, they say... “watch your heart!” Don't these young fillies realize what they're doing to us old guys Of course, they do! And they love it! Do I sound like a lecherous old dude So what's so wrong with being a lecherous old dude Some of my best friends fit that description to a “T” Women's bodies are a work of art And are designed to be ogled at It's written on one of those ancient Egyptian tablets So next time one walks by Offer your thanks and quietly wipe the drool from your chin Scantily clad ladies... YEE HAW!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Man Avatar
July 6, 2018 at 12:05 AM
Jack, you can get away with this because of your age :)
Ellison Avatar
July 6, 2018 at 5:15 AM
LOL, You got it, my man!!! Have a great day!!
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