Scantily Clad Ladies

I don't have a problem with scantily clad ladies They all have a right to expose their parts Especially if those parts are firm and voluptuous Who am I to complain The Caribbean is overflowing with these latin beauties Had to look away... my old heart was a-pumping A mile a minute and my eyes started bugging out “Dangerous”, they say... “watch your heart!” Don't these young fillies realize what they're doing to us old guys Of course they do! And they love it! Do I sound like a lecherous old dude So what's so wrong with being a lecherous old dude Some of my best friends fit that description to a “t” Women's bodies are a work of art And are designed to be ogled at It's written on one of those ancient Egyptian tablets So next time one walks by Offer your thanks and quietly wipe the drool from your chin Scantily clad ladies... YEE HAW! © Jack Ellison 2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 6/7/2014 9:42:00 AM
Ahhh... You sound like a you'd love to spend time at a local pool, or maybe you'd want to do a little sunbathing at a pool... and No! I don't mean at an elderly community,,, I, on the other hand, don't even own a swim suit... Don't want to run every body away in fright... LOL... I think... for me... the more I remain covered... the better! Dragon seems to be agreeing... Gee... Thanks Dragon... LOL... Hmm... He wouldn't agree with me on anything unless he's up to something. Gonna watch him today!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/9/2014 5:09:00 PM
So can I safely assume you won't be going to any "nude" beach any time soon? LOL XOXOXOX
Date: 6/6/2014 11:21:00 AM
YEE HAW.....The warm weather brings a lot to the fore front,,lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/6/2014 8:30:00 PM
The skimpier... the betterer!!! LOL
Date: 6/6/2014 8:17:00 AM
Lol, we are made for ya. But dangerous is right :) Ogle your heart out, heartbreak hotel, lol. Just kidding, don't have the heart to do that to ya, haha. So you are spared :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/6/2014 8:22:00 AM
NEVER NEVER too old! If these scantily clad girlies insist on putting it out there, I certainly have NO PROBLEM ogling! Old but ain't dead!!! LOL XOXOX
Date: 6/6/2014 7:10:00 AM
Fabulous and funny my dear brother Jack - as long as you continue to 'window shop' - look but don't touch you are fine. LOL. Hugs as ever Jan xxxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/6/2014 7:25:00 AM
Just imagine you were a kid in a sweetshop Jack - look but don't touch! Hugs as ever my lovely friend. Jan xxxx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/6/2014 7:23:00 AM
Aww! Can't I sneak in a little touch and feely when nobody's looking! LOL Love ya dear sis! XOXOX
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