Funny Snow Poems

Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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Santa is ready for the big night,
Rudolph's red nose is really bright.
Santa's bag is toy filled,
that elf is unskilled.
The ground is covered in snow of...

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we met for coffee early one snowy day
i was nervous you were funny
it was magical and felt... just right


Posted on December 11, 2024...

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as a fly flew onto a ski
his weight was just right you see
so off down the mountain went he
could his eyes be any larger? probably
good...

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The sun was up, what bright sunny day!
A rabbit with a snowboard on its way.
A daydreamer, lost in a song
singing its tunes, all along.
Till it...

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Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends...

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Snow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
	she snoozed quite a while
	he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...

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the snow was falling ...
         the wind blowing it in drifts ... here and there
  ...

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Twas the night before Christmas and all seemed to be well,              ...

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my sister turned light chartreuse

after hearing on the news

the end is quite near

a blizzard all year

so we recommend snowshoes.
...

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There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
	But Jolly Saint Nick,
	well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to...

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Poor Rudolph’s desperate to “go”
Resulting in bright yellow snow
He produces some brown
Making Santa Claus frown
And shouting Rudolph, No! No! No!

A Funny Christmas or December Holiday...

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When amorous Joe, from New Mexico,
    Trudged in deep snow, to collect mistletoe.
    Now it was not to be,
...

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a flurry of snow
natures ticker-tape parade...
snowflake confetti

Snow day students were tickled pink today
playfully making snow angels all-day
but nobody knew
they laid in dog poo
till that thin...

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fluffy white bunny
hopping in the snow can't see
him invisible
~
can't see him fluffy 
white he is so camouflage
frolicking in snow

1/17/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr...

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