Zoo
...I was once hopped up to visit the zoo
Until hopped upon by a kangaroo.
Never met such a female grouch!
She beat me until in her pouch
A can of snoose I placed for her to chew....
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Categories:
snoose, animal, hurt, nonsense, pain,
Form: Limerick
The Way We Say It!
...didga see da nous?
yup! all dose cars in da ditch?
dose fancy cars hey!
dattel teech 'im, eh? betcha
can uh pop dey put dose chains
on dem weels now, yup!
...for Deb's contest!
.....dialect is "Snoose"....of Norwegian and Swedish Ancestry,
most likely first heard near the Iron-Range towns
off Lake- Superior in the 19th. century.......
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Categories:
snoose, funny
Form: Choka
Epitaph To a Happy Mosquito
...T'was a warm summer's day, when I took to the trail,
to cruise that old black spruce, way down in the swale.
A gallon of bug dope was strapped on my hip,
which I figured would last me for most o...
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Categories:
snoose, cowboy-western, funny, nature, me,
Form: Ballad