Snobby Poems

you can sit at our table

Draggletailed drippy dreary Doris Mable did not fit in
With her uppity, snobby, snooty, pompous pampered kin
The kids said Aunt Doris Mable, you can sit at our table
They had knowledge of a babe, a manger, and a stable

mamas chili is better than ever

Mama’s chili pot put out a call
Wanting a variety of beans in the fall
Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all
Auditions were conducted by me and Saul

Lima beans were boring, dull and bland.
Chili beans are always close at hand.
Pork and beans were stuck up and snobby.
Garbanzo beans were hard and knobby.

We finally chose six types of beans.
Together they made the chili fit for queens.
Mama’s chili was better than ever before.
We kicked the limas and garbanzos out the door.

Is it live or is it memorex

I’ve decided to have me a seat and tell you what’s on my mind.
The following words are original, they are nobody else’s but mine.
They may not be very polished, and my grammar might not be just right.
I will never be a great poet, but I sleep quite well at night.

This is not some artificial intelligence, it’s just my fingers on keys.
These rhymes are just for fun, kind of like the birds and the bees.
There is no one I seek to impress, just hoping for a smile or two.
My grass will never be greener, and my sky contains the same blue.

I might write a little about faith, or maybe my incredible wife.
You might hear a line about gas or some of the truth in my life.
Feel free to turn up your nose, you will find that I really don’t care.
I will always be true to my friends, and immune to each snobby stare.

Go ahead and copy my words, you can even pass them off as your own.
My walls are all made of glass, so it can be you to cast the first stone.
Feel free to do as you please, our admin will not even look.
The dishonest will continue to plagiarize, then brag about writing a book.

accommodating delicate taste

There once was a chef very snobby 
Who made sushi at home as a hobby
Horseradish was great
But did not please his date 
So with sharkskin he grated wasabi

Male Footle Slang Names: Part 1

At the Dating Auction

Anne drew
Andrew

A Mere Lord

Baron
Aaron

Big City Guy

Boston
Austin

He Who Crashes Weddings

Crasher
Asher

Bird Boy’s Best Feature

Allan’s
Talons

Scam Man

Shady 
Brady

The Arrogant One

Snobby 
Bobby

Christmas Guy

Merry
Barry

Halloween Guy

Scary
Barry

The Proposal

Baxter
asked her

After Laying Out

Darker
Barker

Twinkle Toes

Sparkly
Barkley

The Water’s Fine

Wade in,
Brayden

Brave Heart

Lion
Bryan

Fun Words Rhyming About

knobby bobby
underwear out
snobby hobby
butterfly snout

rhyming timing
old pig meat shout
priming rhyming
fun words about

Stay Away From Judgemental Linda

She looks snobby, judgemental Linda said.
I observed the newcomer who looked a bit stand-offish.
But perhaps it is because I had not met her yet.
I ran up to tell her that I liked her costume.
She was pure steampunk all the way.

She was a lovely woman, ready to converse with a stranger, me.
We hit it off and sat together for that supper and next day’s lunch.
The convention lasted a week, and I saw her often.
She always smiled, waved and said “hello”.

I never thought my new friend looked or acted snobby.
But judgemental Linda is not as open to meeting new people as I am.
She wandered around alone most of that week, looking miserable.
I thought about spending time with Linda, but then I remembered
How judgemental she is, so I saved myself from her.

I Shall Speak

It’s finally my turn to speak
I had enough of being meek
You enjoy bullying the weak
Insults have reached their peak
You’re a conniving little sneak
A hustler every day of the week
Should I let you hit my other cheek?
I’m out! You’re a snobby antique

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum

Meet Tweedle Dum and Tweedle-Dee
Two of a kind they lived in a tree

Way up high on the upper most branch
Not afraid of heights but why take a chance

I fail to see why they're living up there
They don't have a bed, they don't have a chair

Must be uncomfortable and hard on the bum
Hope they're not bothered by splinters, by gum

These guys are strange, they're nincompoops
They've never liked living in community groups

Independent old souls most all of their lives
Some call 'em snobby, these guys they deride

Society is made up of all different trolls
Some are hot headed with holes in their souls

Some are real happy, like those guys the best
Sure happy I got that stuff off of my chest

Meet Tweedle Dum and old Tweedle-Dee
Two of a kind they both lived in a tree

If you want my opinion and very sage advice
Get the hell down I won't tell you twice

Snobby Cardinal

Cardinal wearing a bright orange vest
Lights quite close to my squirrel’s nest
I asked her if this was a crazy test
She flew off snobby,  which was the best.
Later I wondered about her sordid quest
As I gobbled walnuts from my warm sweet nest

Never Mess With a Chicken Ranch

The barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”

I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle like only hens can do.
There are sixty-six hundred chickens out here
Clucking around.

They are all walking around pigeon-toed.
Haughty with their snobby beaks in the air.
I catch the rooster’s eye.
“They all have fat butts too!” I say.

Expecting him to beak-laugh with me.
He gives them my message in beak-talk.
They surround me quickly
Pecking me to death

As per
instructions
and as per
chickens’ way

I decide never to
do that again.
As I fall into their
smelly chicken scratches.

Winter

Adorned in silky taffeta she strides,
cool, crisp, and confident.
With delicate lacy trim she glides,
a snobby sophisticated countenance,
behind which a volatile temper hides.
Once quiet and sultry,
now chilling and unpredictable - she chides;
burning cold upon her breath
and breast where nature's wrath resides.
We've seen her dance before -
our tempestuous bride.

We'Re Not That Different

What is your problem with me?
You don't have to like me at all
However you will respect me
Don't be all snobby with me
Don't look at me like I’m trash
I may not cross my “t ‘s”
Nor dot my “i ‘s” like you
But come a little closer
And I guarantee we’re not,
that different as you think
Oh and I love your son by the way
I’ve said my peace goodbye








1-15-17
Alexis Y.

Selfless Selfie

Is it really hard for us to understand
Most people presume they're snobby or grand

Now in this day and age, we live in
Not nearly enough of us just stop and try giving

How many of us? Offer strangers our hand
Let's be honest, just a few in this concrete land

Why don't we try, with a bit of harder labour
Stretch a bit further out, let's give to thy neighbour

Here are two words I'd like you to think hard about

One is Camera 

The other is Pout

Neon Pink

Tennis players once wore white – 
A snobby rule, I think – 
But how that’s changed! I guess that’s why
Here’s Federer in pink.

In truth, the pink is just a trim
To jazz his shirt and shorts.
His sneakers, though, might be a slight
Distraction on the courts.

I’m all for chic diversity
When tennis is in town,
But Roger, here is my advice – 
Tell Nike – tone it down!

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