mamas chili is better than ever

Mama’s chili pot put out a call Wanting a variety of beans in the fall Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all Auditions were conducted by me and Saul Lima beans were boring, dull and bland. Chili beans are always close at hand. Pork and beans were stuck up and snobby. Garbanzo beans were hard and knobby. We finally chose six types of beans. Together they made the chili fit for queens. Mama’s chili was better than ever before. We kicked the limas and garbanzos out the door.