Short Snobby Poems

knobby bobby
underwear out
snobby hobby
butterfly snout

rhyming timing
old pig meat shout
priming rhyming
fun words about...

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There once was a chef very snobby 
Who made sushi at home as a hobby
Horseradish was great
But did not please his date 
So with sharkskin he grated wasabi 
...

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Cardinal wearing a bright orange vest
Lights quite close to my squirrel’s nest
I asked her if this was a crazy test
She flew off snobby,  which was the best.
Later I wondered about her sordid quest
As I gobbled walnuts from my warm sweet nest...

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It’s finally my turn to speak
I had enough of being meek
You enjoy bullying the weak
Insults have reached their peak
You’re a conniving little sneak
A hustler every day of the week
Should I let you hit my other cheek?
I’m out! You’re a snobby antique...

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yo dawg yo
yo
yo
yo dawg yo
 
f*ck a fat b*tch who dont wanna see a playa fro' wut he be
 
yo
 
yo f*ck a ugly b*tch who dont wanna meet a gangsta haffway
 
yo yo
 
f*ck a snobby slut who not tryna see me in my clown suit 
 
yo
 
met this chick
at the club
bought a bottle
fulla bub
drank it up
she said wuddup
 
das all it is...

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Adorned in silky taffeta she strides,
cool, crisp, and confident.
With delicate lacy trim she glides,
a snobby sophisticated countenance,
behind which a volatile temper hides.
Once quiet and sultry,
now chilling and unpredictable - she chides;
burning cold upon her breath
and breast where nature's wrath resides.
We've seen her dance before -
our tempestuous bride....

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Tennis players once wore white – 
A snobby rule, I think – 
But how that’s changed! I guess that’s why
Here’s Federer in pink.

In truth, the pink is just a trim
To jazz his shirt and shorts.
His sneakers, though, might be a slight
Distraction on the courts.

I’m all for chic diversity
When tennis is in town,
But Roger, here is my advice – 
Tell Nike – tone it down!...

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Angel bells
And demon yells
Sleep where saints
And evil fell
The greedy and guilty 
Live like heaven
While the needy and 
Innocent live in hell
The snobby materialistic
Have plenty of souls to sell
The power hungry have
A lot of blood tales to tell
If sacrificing myself leads
To changes in this world
I shall go drown myself down a 
                      wishing well...

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What is your problem with me?
You don't have to like me at all
However you will respect me
Don't be all snobby with me
Don't look at me like I’m trash
I may not cross my “t ‘s”
Nor dot my “i ‘s” like you
But come a little closer
And I guarantee we’re not,
that different as you think
Oh and I love your son by the way
I’ve said my peace goodbye








1-15-17
Alexis Y....

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You’re a devil in disguise
Yeah, your cruelty I despise
That fur coat is just your guise
I can see it in your eyes

With a snobby little hiss
You will snub away my kiss
Like a shadowy abyss
You will steal away my bliss

I can feel your icy glare
In the shadows as you stare
Reach to pet you, I don’t dare
For your patience is so rare

But tomorrow’s a new day
Maybe it’ll be okay
My bad luck will go astray
And together we will play...

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Is it really hard for us to understand
Most people presume they're snobby or grand

Now in this day and age, we live in
Not nearly enough of us just stop and try giving

How many of us? Offer strangers our hand
Let's be honest, just a few in this concrete land

Why don't we try, with a bit of harder labour
Stretch a bit further out, let's give to thy neighbour

Here are two words I'd like you to think hard about

One is Camera 

The other is Pout...

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Mama’s chili pot put out a call
Wanting a variety of beans in the fall
Forty-nine types of beans showed up in all
Auditions were conducted by me and Saul

Lima beans were boring, dull and bland.
Chili beans are always close at hand.
Pork and beans were stuck up and snobby.
Garbanzo beans were hard and knobby.

We finally chose six types of beans.
Together they made the chili fit for queens.
Mama’s chili was better than ever before.
We kicked the limas and garbanzos out the door....

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