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Snicket Poems - Poems about Snicket

Cruel fate nixed our sites set for buying a hoagie
...Cruel fate nixed our sites set for buying a hoagie Yours truly and the wife tended to some errands, which included going to the Limerick, Pennsylvania Citizens Bank for me to rectify an erro......

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Categories: snicket, adventure, america, car, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Pulchritudinous virtual crime pulled off without a cocked hitch
...Pulchritudinous virtual crime pulled off without a cocked hitch delivered me back in the dark shadows and the underbelly of the web, where impossible mission to differentiate the outer limits ......

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Categories: snicket, absence, america, anger, anniversary,
Form: Free verse



Texting and sexting as therapy
... though many men, (especially former Norwegian bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, - but one presently wedded to another female for not quite thirty orbitz around Mister sun) seek a booty cal......

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Categories: snicket, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Please come join me in spirit if not in body
...Please come join me in spirit if not in body... regarding my resumption of daily/mostly nightly constitutional I accompany my dark shadow... (small number of hours before edge of night, wh......

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Categories: snicket, absence, animal, autumn, celebration,
Form: Free verse
By George burn hing hard, I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright
...By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright offers his unsolicited tidbits as scene courtesy the following virtually staged philosophical insight. Arch back like......

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Categories: snicket, adventure, appreciation, art, encouraging,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Quiet
... “The world is quiet here.” by Lemony Snicket. I wish this poem to be quiet soft and subtle like a whisper read the lines delicately as if you were tip-toeing around imagine a soft co......

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Categories: snicket, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Pulchritudinous Independence Day 2023
...Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing beh......

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Categories: snicket, abuse, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme
Elusive Ephemeral Ethereal Expansive Eye I Witness Timelessness
...Elusive ephemeral ethereal expansive eye (I) witness timelessness Analogous to Möbius strip - measured passage of existence seems to defy any beginning or end (unless Artificial Intelligence s......

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Categories: snicket, absence, africa, animal, birth,
Form: Free verse
Telling White Lies
...Telling "White Lies" My mother got born November thirteenth, nineteen hundred thirty five within poverty stricken household of Canarsie, Brooklyn, the youngest (most mollycoddled) of four sibl......

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Categories: snicket, abuse, age, america, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Thru a Paroxysm of Tears
...Thru a paroxysm of tears... I inconsolably wept a river of sorrow starkly aware alienated daughter(s) implacable woe sundered fatherhood yesterday, today and tomorrow. A series of unfortunat......

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Categories: snicket, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Resumption of Daily Nightly Constitutional Lap2
...Just on the cusp of experiencing joie de vivre, the triumvirate of Crooks and Quade figuratively swoop down to announce re: inspection of apartment unit B44 whenever they deem appropriate. Th......

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Categories: snicket, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
2022 Rental Rebate Plus Affordable Rent Yippee Yi Yo 2
...Chalk up the above tummy knocker round motley fool whimsical caprice forever one generic (ewe among us) scapegoat bullied, lambasted, ostracized... simian still silently suffering life threat......

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Categories: snicket, america, appreciation, april, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
Still Dithering With Hesitation On Brink of Abysmal Precipice I
...Infinite pitch black void zoomed, I vacillated then pitched headlong (head and knobby knees, over heels) where skeletons in shuttered closets roomed, and antithesis of freedom loomed large (thin......

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Categories: snicket, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
While Vehicle Underwent Routine Oil Change Today
...While vehicle underwent routine oil change today... At Norm's Save Station 551 Gravel Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania, yours truly suddenly realized fifty eight years earlier (a preschooler l......

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Categories: snicket, absence, america, anger, bereavement,
Form: Free verse
Poetic Nugget Discovered Today March 29th, 2021
...Poetic nugget discovered today March 29th, 2021... while rifling thru outdated electronic drafts, whereby yours went back to our memorable past. Circa 6/30/ 2017 - Lost missing master car key.........

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Categories: snicket, absence, adventure, anxiety, community,
Form: Rhyme

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