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English is a widely used language
wherever you travel, it's found
So isn't it just a little ironic
that we English go mess it around.
The alley between rows of houses round here
is commonly known as a 'gitty'
but elsewhere a 'snicket', 'twitchel' or 'wynd'
and yet they're all the same, mores the pity.
A bread roll's a' bap' or a 'stottie'
a 'bun' or a 'nudger' or 'barm'
so why can't they call it a 'cob' like we do
surely that will not cause any harm.
The toilet's a 'Netty' or 'throne room',
a 'cludgie' or down here, 'the bog'
so to save any further confusion why not
just go do it outside like a dog.
To learn different words and new cultures
they say that you must travel far,
but if you live here in the United Kingdom
don't panic- just stay right where you are.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 7/24/2016 5:27:00 AM
"In days of old, when men were bold, and toilets weren't invented. They left their load upon the road, and walked off quite contented."
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Date: 7/21/2016 5:17:00 AM
Rated 7
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Date: 7/17/2016 5:11:00 PM
Oh Bloody hell this is so good, always had a problem with English, but now a kiwi/yorkshire man, i'm doing better...
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Harry Horsman
Date: 7/18/2016 9:12:00 AM
other way round Viv back here again after 46 years away...
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2016 10:31:00 PM
Thanks Harry, didn't realised you'd gone down nder. Now you've opened yourself a whole new kettle of fish..... Regards, Viv
Date: 7/16/2016 11:14:00 AM
Sure made me smile Mr Viv - never heard the word gitty since I was growing up in Derby:-) hugs Jan xx
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2016 12:17:00 AM
You must introduce it on the Island, Jan. Along with 'Ayup' Viv x
Date: 7/16/2016 8:07:00 AM
Lovely and entertaining, Viv:) Some English words and their slang variations can be quite humourous. Same applies to idioms; I recently acquired a 1951 ed of 'A Concise Dictionary of English Idioms"...by William Freeman....very informative. Regards // paul
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2016 12:19:00 AM
Great stuff, Paul, the old books are the best. I'm on the hunt for an old nineteenth century dictionary, so I can start using words such as 'afternoonified' and 'batty fang'. Regards, Viv
Date: 7/16/2016 4:21:00 AM
Very interesting ... Very right ... Enjoyed reading your nice work ...
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2016 12:19:00 AM
Thank you Probir, very kind. What an odd language we have. Regards, Viv
Date: 7/16/2016 3:21:00 AM
This is great. Educational and humourous.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2016 12:20:00 AM
Thanks Steve, amazing we can all communicate with eachother sometimes. Regards, Viv
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