Husband Snake Poems

Let me tell you a story
One day, near summer’s end
Martha and her husband
Went canoeing with a friend

Suddenly a log’s there!
And what can Martha do?
Then she’s...

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My husband has always loved 
The African bush and the wild,
From the time he was only a child,
So, when he was old enough in his...

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I doff my many hats away,
To a lazy sunny Saturday,
Lounging, lazing and lying about,
Doing absolutely nothing but nowt,
Just loving and dreaming the day away.

My love...

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A hognose snake was in my bed.
I might have been scared except she was dead.
The dog turned her over and promptly said
I always thought their...

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Wow, a 2nd camping trip,
Now please don’t flip,
How on earth did I agree,
After the snake and me,
My husband asked so nicely,
And explained precisely
Where we would...

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I had never been camping in the wild before,
For my husband, a holiday he always did adore,
Wanted to take his wife to explore,
Brushed campside, clean...

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Do not be an asp!
I say to my husband.
Putting him immediately into argument-ive mode.

Asp, I said Asp I shriek with glee 
As he heads toward...

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That summer night we raised our tent
   beneath the moonlit, star-filled sky.
A day of hiking we had spent
   along Australian trails...

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By 3 a.m. he often would awake
I’d feel the bed shake. . . 
shake. . . shake. . . 
He’d say my name and ask:
Are...

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Cold Hearted Snake 
      A cold hearted snake you are to me.
      Your golden promises...

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