Smeller Poems - Poems about Smeller

...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust My humblest apology if the following account doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine found further ostracization of me tant......Read the rest...

...February 16 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on Numbers 29-32 Key Verse– Numbers 29:2 And ye shall offer a burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the LORD. LORD G......Read the rest...

...If I write a book of farty poems … could it be a best smeller? 03/23/21......Read the rest...

...Maybe if I was a benefactor I would be still in lavender And if the nostrils of my mind could smell vanilla I would stream the internet to show everyone that I am a righteous fellow ......Read the rest...

...My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella, She boasted that he's a fart smeller, Oops she got it wrong, Poor Pete doesn’t pong, She really meant he’s a smart fella! 10/26/20...Read the rest...

...Most of us were born with eyes; But yet, too many of us are blind. It's not that we are blind physically, but unfortunately, we cannot see clearly. There are five senses gifted to us humans ......Read the rest...

...My pooetry throne’s where I sit To contemplate words for a bit I push a poem out then whoop and I shout No wonder my poems are rubbish! My lovely friend her name is Stella Says Ja......Read the rest...

...Wouldn't it seem to persist an unspoken personal longing for perfection? Is insinuated toward poetic supremacy; obviously . . . I would feel confident in generalizing the presence within us......Read the rest...

...I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller” But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller” Quite good at that too Sometimes blow off my shoes Pretty sure the odour has rea......Read the rest...

...In Punxsutawney, a cute little feller is a slick, and precocious foreteller Phil predicts with his nose But the tip of it froze! He used an icepick to clear out his smeller!!"...Read the rest...

...The stench has fallen upon me Nowhere to run,nowhere to hide Smells like something crawled up in me and died Like a gray smog drifting across the night If you lit a flame it would definitely igni......Read the rest...

...Crap smells really bad no matter the shape or the color Maybe black, brown, white, yellow, a woman or a feller Don’t judge a book by it’s cover when you are the smeller......Read the rest...

...You know, I thought changing one’s job would be easy, To start a new vocation would be breezy. I got me local newspaper, looking for a job as a sparky, (electrician) But I said “what the F-ck, the......Read the rest...

...My Dog, Spot Thinks he’s got A Super smeller. But everyone knows That his nose Is a-turnin’ yeller.......Read the rest...

...Passing gas on a city bus is bad. You could really make someone very mad! Looking around for a clue. Acting like it wasn't you. Someone let one rip from their heliopad!......Read the rest...