HAUNTED HOUSE
Introduce you to Monty the mouse
Dwells in a haunted old house
many nights lies awake
thinks his life is at stake
These fears he's unable to douse
WARTY AND GNARLY
An old fellow who's warty and gnarly
Sings and sounds like Bob Marley
he's into reggae
a guitar he does play
Long ago he was baptised as Charlie
ROCK AND ROLLER
Betty's an old rock and roller
She walks with babe in a stroller
sometimes she will run
babes thinks it's much fun
Takes the dog with a lead on a collar
HOLD UP
Simon's a really fart smeller
But he once held up a bank teller
many years on the run
always armed with a gun
Ten years in a prison life's below stellar
If I write a book of farty poems … could it be a best smeller?
03/23/21
Maybe if I was a benefactor
I would be still in lavender
And if the nostrils of my mind could smell vanilla
I would stream the internet to show everyone that I am a righteous fellow
And burst of cinnamon to enter my mouth
That sprout juices of pineapple
In lavender wear or rhyme
I would be celebrating it throughout all of sensual time
Ahh!!
2/15/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
My neighbour loves Pete Smockerella,
She boasted that he's a fart smeller,
Oops she got it wrong,
Poor Pete doesn’t pong,
She really meant he’s a smart fella!
10/26/20
My pooetry throne’s where I sit
To contemplate words for a bit
I push a poem out
then whoop and I shout
No wonder my poems are rubbish!
My lovely friend her name is Stella
Says Jan you could write a best seller
With your witty style
You can make other’s smile -
Poop poems could be a best smeller!
For Chris Green who wrote the most hilarious poem about me and Chris Faragher (who is renamed Stella for the poem) - she has been the best friend anyone would wish to have in their life
12/7/18
I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller”
But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller”
Quite good at that too
Sometimes blow off my shoes
Pretty sure the odour has reached interstellar
© Jack Ellison 2015
In Punxsutawney, a cute little feller
is a slick, and precocious foreteller
Phil predicts with his nose
But the tip of it froze!
He used an icepick to clear out his smeller!!"
______________________________
Punxsutawney Phil Contest: 1/19/15
Sponsored by John Lawless
The stench has fallen upon me
Nowhere to run,nowhere to hide
Smells like something crawled up in me and died
Like a gray smog drifting across the night
If you lit a flame it would definitely ignite
Some smell sweet, some smell sour
Some smell rotten some smell like your pants are on fire
What makes them hot when you squeeze one out
And what makes one juicy feeling unlike a drought
Smeller is the feller some people say
Blaming someone else seems like peoples way
Why be embarrassed its just a human function
More air on the outside than within your spaghetti junction
Proudly squeeze one out and hold your head high
Let it roll out your butt and slide down to your thighs
Play a game with your family and friends
Pull my finger the fun never ends
Can you guess what I ate the day before
Let me know as your running out that door
Crap smells really bad no matter the shape or the color
Maybe black, brown, white, yellow, a woman or a feller
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover when you are the smeller
My Dog, Spot
Thinks he’s got
A Super smeller.
But everyone knows
That his nose
Is a-turnin’ yeller.
Passing gas on a city bus is bad.
You could really make someone very mad!
Looking around for a clue.
Acting like it wasn't you.
Someone let one rip from their heliopad!
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