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My pooetry throne’s where I sit To contemplate words for a bit I push a poem out then whoop and I shout No wonder my poems are rubbish! My lovely friend her name is Stella Says Jan you could write a best seller With your witty style You can make other’s smile - Poop poems could be a best smeller! For Chris Green who wrote the most hilarious poem about me and Chris Faragher (who is renamed Stella for the poem) - she has been the best friend anyone would wish to have in their life 12/7/18

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J.W. Earnings

Date: 12/11/2018 5:17:00 AM

Such a silly poem hahaha -JWE aka LUV IT xD

Jan Allison
Date: 12/11/2018 2:57:00 PM

Thanks so much David:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/8/2018 11:57:00 PM

You make me smile!!!!! Love this.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:30:00 AM

I make others weep with my pooe-try but all I do is try and bring a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/8/2018 8:32:00 PM

Lol! Jan, These are some funny limericks. I'm sure your friend Chris got a kick of them as well:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:29:00 AM

She is so a wonderful friend I am sure she will read them soon:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/8/2018 6:45:00 PM

These are great lims, Jan - made me giggle this evening! Glad you enjoyed the Rudolph lim - for all we know he has been sozzling secretly causing his red nose! - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:28:00 AM

I am sure Rudolph has a drink issue:-( hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 12/8/2018 10:44:00 AM

Jan, a fun limerick, I love your "poop" poems, they take us to a light side of poetry, the fun side ~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:27:00 AM

Thanks so much constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/8/2018 9:57:00 AM

Incidentally I have just read Chris's poem, and your 'reaction' to it is most fitting, Jan! You will not give up your crown so easily, unless someone comes up with a fake! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:26:00 AM

I see plenty try Paul but the poop crown belongs to me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper

Date: 12/8/2018 8:34:00 AM

Oh I hate poo and talking about it, but this is very clever and cute!, I smell a winner!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:25:00 AM

Lol anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Bill Maceachern

Date: 12/8/2018 6:06:00 AM

And now you’ve brung me a smile, very good Jen, not a pooper at all! Hugs back! Bill

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:24:00 AM

Thanks bill:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 12/8/2018 5:55:00 AM

I love your youthful humoristic soul dear Jan, Never change, only you can make poop sound like roses. lol, Love to you dear lady, have a wonderful day. xo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/9/2018 4:24:00 AM

Thanks pixie I hope I make folk smile with my silly style:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/7/2018 7:31:00 PM

G'day Jan … I'm giggling. It's marvellous how make the most out of the smallest room in the house. Loved your play on words - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2018 3:50:00 AM

I need to put my dismantle crown on the cistern it was a present from flo:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/7/2018 5:32:00 PM

This is so fun, Jan. Now I gotta see this poem of Chris' if I haven't already. And who is this Chris Faragher? it's someone here at Soup?

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2018 3:49:00 AM

Chris is my wonderful friend at home, everyone needs someone like her in their lives, she is such a special lady. She lots onto soup regularly to read my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 12/7/2018 3:44:00 PM

OK--OK---So under the under the Types of Poems heading we should have a "POOETRY" heading.....heheheheeee this should definitely be a "POO OF THE DAY"....selection....

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2018 3:46:00 AM

Lol John, I class my farty poems as 'wind but a poetry form would suit the majority of my poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 12/7/2018 3:33:00 PM

Wow, you should be a script writer Jan, starting with this little gem...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/8/2018 3:45:00 AM

Thanks harry:-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 12/7/2018 12:41:00 PM

Your writing never ceases to amuse, Jan, I love your sense of humor. Thanks! John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 1:34:00 PM

Thanks John, you must read Chris's poem about me it is so hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 12/7/2018 12:17:00 PM

Your think tank desk serves you well for writing. Funny as ever, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 12:33:00 PM

Lol lin:-) I never know when inspiration will hit:-) hugs Jan xx

Bobby May

Date: 12/7/2018 9:27:00 AM

OMG, OMG, OMG this is a best smeller, You are a wild cat in your writing JAN!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 10:18:00 AM

Lol bobby:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 12/7/2018 8:05:00 AM

Pooh out poems, now I know. :) Enjoyed reading this wonderful creative write. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 10:18:00 AM

Thanks everyone I had fun writing it:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 12/7/2018 7:52:00 AM

I love this Jan except for the rubbish line...no rubbish here, just good clean (perhaps a bit smelly) fun. :) Love the "best smeller" line.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 10:17:00 AM

Thanks Chris I will be printing your poem and put it on the wall of our reading room lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/7/2018 7:08:00 AM

Some of the best decisions have been made on the throne lol. He'll like this one Jan. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/7/2018 10:15:00 AM

Lol tomorrow, I wrote another lim after I'd been in the ladies loos in selfridges I'll probably posting it tomorrow lol:-) hugs Jan xx