Smartass Poems - Poems about Smartass

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...I wished for love to come and find me and that’s how our story began You invaded my world with your charm and understanding heart I knew you were different from the start We had many ups and down......Read the rest...

...Virtual trophies (wife for I)... offered, husbanded, and collected when winning solitaire Nothing beats that exaltant rush of adrenaline watching the computer generated cards automatically r......Read the rest...

...Crows are it when it comes to brains They blow me away, their intelligence is plain Check out their feats Only missing speech Sidestep obstacles for a crow that's insane......Read the rest...

...Goddamn smartass squirrel goes through a window and starts slapping a plush toy. Turning it over and over. "You got jacked, !" Up on its attention antennae, sealed in clover. Up for all comers, ......Read the rest...

...Restorative justice programs empower victims and enlighten remorseful perpetrators To become active co-responders in a partnership to brighten win/lose left-brain dominant trespassers in the......Read the rest...

...Whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe some smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-famo......Read the rest...

...The boundingly large Dwarf shook his head, disapprovingly," discussing payment afterward is not the Dwarven way"-he winced his annoyed -- half displeasure liberally and spat, while stroking his ......Read the rest...

...Nuttin boot mieskeit goyim... lives among this nebbish atheist of Jewish ancestry Tongue in cheek Yiddish humor to playfully scold often time sounds like a compliment yours truly, (a run of ......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......Read the rest...

...Blue whale fart bubbles are big enough to swallow a horse Can't imagine how they know, must have an underwater source Maybe a smartass starfish With a human-like gift Thinks he's world-f......Read the rest...

...Give a crow a challenge, they show off their brain power Smartass birds, smarter than your average rooster Brains figure it out Really no doubt Watched their unbelievable feats, amazed by......Read the rest...

...Little child Your tiny hands hold a little flower Delicately, you start weaving a story about peace In your gentleness, you understand how happiness works It is the sanctuary of warm softness in ......Read the rest...

...You called me a smartass, and this I must confess, it’s better than that other part it seems that you know best. Your better half you called your man and this seems sensible, ......Read the rest...