Slurping Poems - Poems about Slurping

Do you slurp when eating your soup It's perfectly okay you know In the rules for soup, especially tomato Slurping should be audible I'm told Also messing up a clean white tuxedo Is also a law of the kitchen To proudly display it for a couple of days Not allowed to blame it on a kitten Definitely a sign of aristocracy it seems Servants...

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Do you remember those Campbell soup ads where the children looked like cherubs, even when their bad? Their angelic faces slurping "mm mm good". Mom's ran off to buy some. every body should. I just met a woman with a Campbell soup face. No matter what she says its easier to take. Mm mm good....

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The pure green goodness of grasshopper pie! Tasting that mint gives me a delicious high! Thinking of insects as I eat is my last choice. But this recipe was penned by a humor named Joyce. So come on marshmallows and Oreos too. We are going to have to make this insane name do. We all gulp it down without thinking about The...

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Dog is washing her paw Noisiest loudest grooming ever. Gulping and slurping. Chewing and chomping. I no longer hear the ticks of the clock. Or the TV set. All I hear are her incessant Mouth noises. No one has ever been Happier to groom themselves....

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Dog Puppy Slurping Now Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Spitting it back up. He runs so Fast And slobbers. Puppy Now...

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Do you slurp when you eat your soup It's perfectly okay you know In the rules for soup, especially tomato Slurping SHOULD be audible I'm told Also messing up a clean white tuxedo Is also a law of the kitchen To proudly display it for a couple of days It proves you have been smitten It's definitely a sign of aristocracy it seems Servants...

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