Slurping My Soup
Do you slurp when eating your soup
It's perfectly okay you know
In the rules for soup, especially tomato
Slurping should be audible I'm told
Also messing up a clean white tuxedo
Is also a law of the kitchen
To proudly display it for a couple of days
Not allowed to blame it on a kitten
Definitely a sign of aristocracy it seems
Servants used to wipe up the mess
You'd never think of cleaning it up yourself
Beneath your standing I guess
Eating your soup without some slurping
Is banned in certain countries
Also must dribble it's part of the scene
Helps if you're wearing just undies
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2024
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