Slimming Poems - Poems about Slimming

Please, continue with your exercise To sensibly check your goddamned size And profitably win A Painless Prize: For The Sport Body Ounce must not rise; For contests a loss The Bone dries And no blunders in the end seem wise… Please, continue to watch overweight That could make Coveted Prizes wait And Expected Honors arrive late And you leave in melancholic state… In Boxing...

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Before and after May show a positive difference Like a weight loss program That deceives and soothes people's eyes But never time and aging Time comes and goes Aging lingers and deteriorates And both of them leave or linger Without any concrete reasons And of course Without your permission And of course Without the control of man...

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Once when an overweight boy, named JOE BLOGGS, Tried slimming on cornflakes, made by KELLOGGS. Then with an APPLE each day, To keep DOC MARTIN away. Gave up AFTER EIGHT, MCDONALD'S mac dogs. Sponsor Sara...

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I took my mum to slimming world On every Tuesday night She’d get her finest glad rags on And beam with sheer delight Not much of an adventure, On the way she’d barely speak. But she’d set her sights on glory As the slimmer of the week. With eager expectation We queued up by the scales Catching surreptitious glances “Has...

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She’s the icing on a birthday cake The sausage in a roll The jam in your dough nut The hotdog in the roll The custard on a spotted dick The hundreds and thousands on a cone It’s a shame she’s food optimising and the syns are really high Its all about how much lettuce is on the salad The fat...

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Don’t wait to lose that weigh you hate. Don’t leave it for another week sign up quick its not too late. And you will become a right, light weight. Be an angel and don’t you syn And in your group slimmer of the week you will win. And we are all you’re journeys soul mates. The ups the...

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TAKING OFF THE FAT --At 185 Pounds-- Weight loss Exhausts --Nutritionist's Guide-- Fastfood No good --Doctor's Advice-- Workout No doubt --Monk's Prescription-- Yoga Goodah --Support Group's Slogan-- Let's quit Do it --My Choice-- Did try Goodbye Contest: March Of The Footle Dated Mar 7 2016...

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Give food a number Count as you eat all day long Exceed the total?...

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They promise it is personal No –one knows your weight You step trembling on the scales To hear the awful fate You’ve put a kilo on she says With a bell on every tooth Been a naughty girl have we We had better take a look You sit around her on your chair Waiting for the truth to emerge You clap the clever ones who...

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Shadorma (slimming) Low fat cheese Tastes like rubber soles For weight loss I eat it Abusing my true taste buds And I am still fat...

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I am wanting to look good. It is high time that I should The mirror in the wardrobe told me so I am now no longer fit Just an old decrepit git Who lost his youthful figure long ago My hair is going grey Doesn’t look like it will stay My teeth are on the sideboard in a glass I’ve somehow lost my...

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I strive for simple life and simpler deeds, Cut down on needs, And minimize the multiples of me, And wriggle free Of whirligig complexity....

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