Slicer Poems

Fix your lips

...The Early Years

She is to entertain 20 people
I fried up 20 cucumbers 
5 lbs. Of okra
In a grit and Parmesan cheese
And bits of bacon in the batter
Some spices, mace, cayenne , paprika
Garli...

Confit?

...Affirmation of there desire
to be together
where what moment 
causes others to demysterfy
such togetherness
evidence of a wedding plan
a detailed relationship
us together
through everything
...

GRIM REAPER CAN WAIT

...
“Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.“   
Quote by Jeff Goldblum.





 

JOHNNY SPICER
In this tomb are the bits and...

Text me back You will get it later

...See I plan how to murder people
When I find out how to get away with
you’ll be the first to know
Okay first I am now and at any time previous
Never been a serial killer but
Imagine you could kil...

Cutting the Pizza

...Our final night in Montreal,
To take a break from fries,
We saw a nice Italian place
We thought we’d patronize.

We ordered salad, beer and wine
And, perfect for our sharing,
An interesting pi...

An Old Shovel

...Old
Digger, lifter, mover, slicer
Friend of ScoopDog and Dugger Graves
Lover of landscaping, building, and gardening
Who feels less sharp, disused, and edgy
Who fears dull blades, broken handles...

Weekend Memory

...Late 1940s England

the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& f...

Withholding

...5/16/22



Here let me paint you a drawing
My skin crawling
Something stirring and calling
As the leaves begin falling
It's appalling
That people are always squabbling
And gossiping
Yet an...

Market Day

...the square
   was packed
& the high street full
meat&veg seemed plentiful

market barkers
  drew the queues
with jokes
         impromptu

shoppers filed
     neat& formal
in sainsburys g...

An Opera of Comedy and Tragedy

...An oversized vintage T-shirt is 
My weekend attire or 
More like my mainichi attire
My face bare
Exposing an unnamed galaxy of freckles
The bottle of
Cheap combini
Apple sparkling wine
Feelin...

Slice Ham So Thin, Your In-Laws Will Never Come Back

...Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back

This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The funniest I know

It sliced and diced, did everything
A k...

Brain Strain - a Kitchen Adventure

...Brain strain – A kitchen adventure 

Broken ladles scattered about the new granite countertops
Veins of years gone by, prehistoric earth tremblings, spotted composites
in a vast array of colors, ...

Horn Spicer Enticer Haiku

...Spicer Enticer

Spicer enticer;
Never have things been nicer;
Should chop tie with slicer.

Did you read the latest
best seller Great Escape
from Trump. Stump the
Trump would also be an
int...

Cheetos Do Fly

...Garage Sailing Today
Buckle Up—We are Off…
Jackie, Elias, Winry and me,
 Us and the kids—What fun it will be.

A Clothes rack is flying--
Move out of the way …It is a windy day.
A little girl ...

The Slicer

...We were golfing in the morning
It was me and my friend Bill
We were on hole number seven
Everything was going well

I drove my ball straight down the fairway
The shot was pretty nice
Bill leaned hard...

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