Short Slicer Poems
Short Slicer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Slicer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Slicer by length and keyword.
Spicer Enticer
Spicer enticer;
Never have things been nicer;
Should chop tie with slicer.
Did you read the latest
best seller Great Escape
from Trump. Stump the
Trump would also be an
interesting game if you
are game. It wouldn't
take to much to do it.
Jim Horn
Spicer imitations on Friday
Night Live were incredible.
Categories:
slicer, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Old
Digger, lifter, mover, slicer
Friend of ScoopDog and Dugger Graves
Lover of landscaping, building, and gardening
Who feels less sharp, disused, and edgy
Who fears dull blades, broken handles, and rust
Who would like to see verdant gardens, straight fence posts, and freshly laid sod
Resident of the junk section on the old wood fence just outside the tool shed
Shovel
Categories:
slicer, change, life, lonely, memory, old, stress, work,
Form:
Bio
Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back
This pearl of wisdom came my way
So many years ago
A TV ad that to this day,
The funniest I know
It sliced and diced, did everything
A kitchen chef could seek
In fact, it claimed that it could make
ONE tomato last a week!
But best for me as I recall,
Laughed so hard, I could die-
Onions it could dice so fast,
You don’t have time to cry!
From “The Miracle Slicer”
Categories:
slicer, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme