Slice Ham So Thin, Your In-Laws Will Never Come Back

Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back This pearl of wisdom came my way So many years ago A TV ad that to this day, The funniest I know It sliced and diced, did everything A kitchen chef could seek In fact, it claimed that it could make ONE tomato last a week! But best for me as I recall, Laughed so hard, I could die- Onions it could dice so fast, You don’t have time to cry! From “The Miracle Slicer”