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Santa, Chubby Can't Hurry Down My Chimney Tonight

...Santa's stuck inside my chimney this year His tummy's too big and so is his rear I saw him hanging there I'm filled with despair Because on my roof are his eight reindeer Rudolph's shi......

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Categories: slenderized, christmas,
Form: Limerick

That's Mrs Santa, a Sequel To Trouble At the North Pole

...Who's that swell-dressed, well-developed lady Struttin' round the old North Pole? Well, bless my soul! That's Mrs. Santa. You'd hardly recognize her. Lookin' like a million-dollar baby, Heati......

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Categories: slenderized, humor,
Form: Light Verse

She Sleeps In Dreams

...She is sallow-skinned, salacious, seductive beauty, secure, safely sequestered in seclusion; sinking, shaking, shattered, submerged self-contained, self-centered in selfless solitude s......

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Categories: slenderized, allegory, word play,
Form: Personification

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Sign of a Goddess

...My jaw dropped and my eyes ventured perfection Nomadically discovering forbidden curves and a taste-worthy complexion Heels highlighting slenderized yet voluptuous thighs A gentle profoundness d......

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Categories: slenderized,
Form: Rhyme