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Slaps Poems - Poems about Slaps


I Have a Gross Handicap
I have a gross handicap: While sleeping retains my cap, As I read feet in shoes tap And easily a work “Crap!” …And spoiled kids’ knuckles rap; During sermon daring a nap, Bathsheba survey her lap; For my trips shun the best map… Can I crush my handicap? Enough to energy sap: Eccentric wings stop their flap While Handicap fills some gap… But die could most handicaps: As...

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Categories: slaps, addiction, anxiety, change, character,
Form: Rhyme
Leslie Neilson- Laughs, Knee Slaps and Good For the Soul Eyerolls
Leslie Neilson Straight faced reveals a pun But what surely made him squirrely They wouldn't stop calling him Shirley Leslie Neilson Armed with wit and naked gun Genius buffoonery unparalleled Save for what Peter Seller's Clueso upheld Leslie Neilson Dracula loving it as a dead one Giving Renfield insect currency And causing Mel brooks an emeRRRgency Leslie Neilson A parody on the run Of spoofery not wrongfully accused Only keeping...

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Categories: slaps, tribute,
Form: Clerihew



Secrecy
Should I not shut my lips Over what one rarely naked strips? The dirty that should first be washed, Then perfumed, before at them rushed… All that which for eternity mustn’t be revealed; My lascivious embraces I had better I left sealed; The vast battering anxieties Frowned upon by our penalizing societies? Man shows it much appetite With a love drama that mustn’t near...

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Categories: slaps, career, evil, fear, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Slap
There should be clearer signs, as a relationship starts to break up - the hiss of steam, a twist of smoke perhaps or debris distributed across a hot, cloudless, summer evening sky. That way, the force of recognition wouldn’t be so much of a slap....

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Categories: slaps, 12th grade, angst, break
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Coffee Slaps My Enzymes Awake
5:11 a.m. I woke up an hour ago Wondering which school I go to today as I have two One is Monday Friday, the other Tuesday through Thursday It took me almost forty minutes to remember it is Saturday. 5:18 a.m. Dog is barely awake, pink tongue lolling about. Almost falling off the couch, lying upside down With her paws in the...

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Categories: slaps, morning,
Form: Narrative



Dope Slaps
I had broke with me Lilly to gain the likes of Ms. Tilly I nicely asked her out on a date with glee but she told me to jump in the sea the winds were fierce and the temp was chilly the waves tossed and slapped me silly. I went back to me Lilly was wrong for leaving I begged for...

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Categories: slaps, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sea Slaps Shore
Tanka – Sea Slaps Shore Somber cirrus clouds gathered in tranquil blue sky as boisterous sea attacked melancholy shore, slapping it with tidal waves....

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Categories: slaps, anger, sea, sky,
Form: Tanka

Book: Reflection on the Important Things