Song Slam Poems

My fear is not of Joe with hair of  grey, mind in disarray, coherence at bay.

Main concern not about his overall knowledge lack, or...

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Stop singing yesterday if that's
all you have ever done

Likewise unless you know for an
absolute certainty, please stop singing 
if tomorrow never comes 

And pick a...

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Imagine the indignity suffered

Whilst being told by someone

Not in the know

Why you are covering another
artist's song

Because they would never
believe

I wrote Valerie

Not Amy

Although she got to...

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Let's play pretend 
Pretend you are the hero and I am the damsel in depression 

You sold me a magic future you'd crafted out of...

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Tas De Chieness beat The World's Greatest
When Gnawdia Knumbins used a Sunday Easterroll
To pin Lensett Phinestt at 17:00.

Herman Densewoods and "The Late night" Man of...

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THEY CAME FROM EVERYWHERE
THEY ALL WANTED TO SEE
THE SPECTACLE
THEY KNEW THEY WERE A PART OF HISTORY
THEY STOOD IN LINE
ALL NIGHT TO GET
THE TICKET TO THE...

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looking like it should be something special
the right night for us
the need to love
make's this something special
look to the morning
from the crack of dawning
sweet the...

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Dotard Trumpery used to disgust the "ery" excrescence ending his surname,
for its apocope he approached Megan Trump and poached her maiden name,
to which Joshua Trump,...

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in bleeps bassoon, we find
character and creativity
and from each detail it
 soughta brings the bass 
and treble together
cause together we one
 bad mutta ( shout...

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Go at anyone but didn't think it would be you,
I'm thinking okay but who on Earth are you,
now let's pick it apart and unearth the...

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Beard looks weird,
that's a lyrical genius to be feared,
you wrote a 6 year song and got the facts wrong,
fired with the hair and safety still...

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You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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(Chorus)
You think you've got swagger but really you hobble,
you've got the jet lagger and you're drunk so you wobble,
don't start on me mate 'cus I...

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You like a river bank,
one my brain thought about my heart sank.
You are a silver tank,
one I should  lock it and nail on a...

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I'm sitting here alone,

watching the sun rise,

life of leisure is my favorite song,

it's also showing the shine-

Waiting inside of a long day,

scrollin' the folly-

like a...

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