Dotard Trumpery Handpicking Joshua Trump

Dotard Trumpery used to disgust the "ery" excrescence ending his surname, for its apocope he approached Megan Trump and poached her maiden name, to which Joshua Trump, her son naming after her, dare no longer lay claim, because he was from then on reduced to campus bullies' fair game. Pretending to be placatory, Dotard Trumpery had to invite Joshua Trump to the Slayer-Of-The-Union site. Trumpery, standing on his rock-and-roll rostrum, spieled song and dance, Trump, seated off his opposite nostrum, cast ahead no glance; Trumpery, haranguing high, may presume to be contagious, Trump, lolling low, just continued to be contumacious; Trumpery, in skittish stance, legs to prance, Trump, in stolid trance, his head askance; Trumpery, right hot, opened his mouth to smear shutters with sputter soars, Trump, left cold, shut his eyes lest they be crisscrossed by sordid sores. Impersonating Trump, Trumpery violated Trump's personal right; Ignoring Trumpery, Trump spent a snooze-fest over Trumpery's blatherskite.