Funny Simple Poems
These Funny Simple poems are examples of Simple poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simple Funny poems written by international poets.
Just Knowing
It’s a cuppa made for me in the morning
Our first cuddle of the day
Him just knowing what I like
His insight with my funny, strange ways
It’s...
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Categories:
blessing, simple, trust, truth,
Our NanaA V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...
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Categories:
simple, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,
If only Life Was SimpleIf life was simple
Exactly how simple would we then all be in tern
Wouldn't we get lost outside
Our own cave
Or remember where we parked...
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Categories:
simple, funny, humor,
Palpable AversionIt’s pure as fresh snow
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.
A beluga whale, the milky...
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Categories:
simple, color, funny, hate, how
The Teeny Weeny ArachnidThe teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.
Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
And...
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Categories:
simple, 1st grade, animal, childhood,
Unsmart MetreI’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...
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Categories:
simple, assonance, depression, feelings, heart,
NonsenseToday is the day
So be happy and gay
It’s the springtime, so play
And appreciate May
What’s that you say?
You need some more pay?
Well, I’d love to stay
But...
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Categories:
simple, funny, hilarious, nonsense, silly,
Thank YouThank You
All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Nothing else…
Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create...
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Categories:
simple, appreciation, character, heart, humanity,
Clowns Don't Frown Nursery RhymeElmer Q. Round was a man who clowned
wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked.
He seldom frowned because he had found
smiles kept teeth in his...
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Categories:
simple, child, children, fun, happy,
Bumbly BeesI loves … I loves …
Bumbly Bees,
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.
With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.
They hover low
As...
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Categories:
simple, flower, funny, funny love,
Simple PleasuresI am so delighted
by simple pleasures
that cost nothing
--butterflies flitting
--sparrows chirping
...
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Categories:
simple, hope, perspective, together,
A Simple ThoughtThe color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The...
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simple, funny, humor, humorous,
The Story of the Pot and the KettleFresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the...
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Categories:
simple, food, fun, funny, morning,
The Twelfth of Never
The twelfth of never, ...
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Categories:
cute, peace, simple, solitude,
FunctorsWho asks such frivolity?
This is indeed a jollity!
Whom does he call when he’s sick?
A doctor or nurse will come quick!
Whose time do we waste looking?
I...
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simple, fun, funny, humor, humorous,