Funny Simple Poems
These Funny Simple poems are examples of Simple poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simple Funny poems written by international poets.
blessing, simple, trust, truth,
It’s a cuppa made for me in the morning
Our first cuddle of the day
Him just knowing what I like
His insight with my funny, strange ways
simple, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,
A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
If only Life Was Simple
simple, funny, humor,
If life was simple
Exactly how simple would we then all be in tern
Wouldn't we get lost outside
Our own cave
Or remember where we parked...
simple, color, funny, hate, how
It’s pure as fresh snow
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.
A beluga whale, the milky...
The Teeny Weeny Arachnid
simple, 1st grade, animal, childhood,
The teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.
Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
simple, assonance, depression, feelings, heart,
I’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...
simple, funny, hilarious, nonsense, silly,
Today is the day
So be happy and gay
It’s the springtime, so play
And appreciate May
What’s that you say?
You need some more pay?
Well, I’d love to stay
simple, appreciation, character, heart, humanity,
All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create...
Clowns Don't Frown Nursery Rhyme
simple, child, children, fun, happy,
Elmer Q. Round was a man who clowned
wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked.
He seldom frowned because he had found
smiles kept teeth in his...
simple, flower, funny, funny love,
I loves … I loves …
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.
With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.
They hover low
simple, hope, perspective, together,
I am so delighted
by simple pleasures
that cost nothing
A Simple Thought
simple, funny, humor, humorous,
The color of my house
does not define me.
The color of my car
does not define me.
The Story of the Pot and the Kettle
simple, food, fun, funny, morning,
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.
The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the...
The Twelfth of Never
cute, peace, simple, solitude,
The twelfth of never, ...
simple, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Who asks such frivolity?
This is indeed a jollity!
Whom does he call when he’s sick?
A doctor or nurse will come quick!
Whose time do we waste looking?