Funny Simple Poems
These Funny Simple poems are examples of Simple poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simple Funny poems written by international poets.
Those GiraffesOnce I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....
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simple, animal, cute, funny, silly,
The boxer brownie bandit 2I fear I've lost the light
In this storm of chocolate rain
Muddy waters cloud my sight
Within this foul smelling haze
But I know I'll make...
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funny, simple,
The boxer brownie banditWho pooped my pants?
I ask in vain ...
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funny, simple,
Creek in the sheetsMy heart begins to sink
As my skin begins to quiver
I've been swept to the brink
By regrets flowing like a river
So what am I to...
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funny, simple,
Coin-Operated DespairThe vending machine, though filled to the brim
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim
out of order it reads, my heart does...
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simple, candy, cry, emotions, funny,
Types of JoyThere are 12 types of joy:
simple joy
almost joy
systemic joy
Saturday joy
expressing joy
knowing joy
all joy
max joy
constant inputs of joy
single greatest joy
sacrifice or joy
the face of joy
at the...
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simple, day, earth, faith, funny,
Vacationing RayThere once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay
*I...
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simple, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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simple, feelings, food, how i
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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simple, dark, gothic, how i
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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simple, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Bad InfluencesBike to ramp and from ramp to tree
In just a second you can feel the hit
Hanging midair is a time of glee
Adrenaline rush with teeth...
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simple, childhood, friendship, funny, humorous,
On PointPith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
like lasagna.
Two or...
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simple, 12th grade, allusion, body,
LifeFunny how I went from the energetic Young Man
Always eager to be seen and heard
To the same energetic Young Man
Who now cares less about...
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adventure, mystery, poetry, simple,
Just KnowingIt’s a cuppa made for me in the morning
Our first cuddle of the day
Him just knowing what I like
His insight with my funny, strange ways
It’s...
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blessing, simple, trust, truth,
Our NanaA V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.
Her...
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simple, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,