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Funny Simple Poems

These Funny Simple poems are examples of Simple poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Simple Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Just Knowing
It’s a cuppa made for me in the morning
Our first cuddle of the day
Him just knowing what I like
His insight with my funny, strange ways


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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, simple, trust, truth,

Our Nana
A V.I.P, Our Queen you see. There will never be anyone else quite like her.
Always dressed in her Absolute best, nothing more and nothing less.

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Categories: simple, bereavement, death, eulogy, family,

If only Life Was Simple
If life was simple 

Exactly how simple would we then all be in tern 

Wouldn't we get lost outside

Our own cave

Or remember where we parked...

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Categories: simple, funny, humor,

Palpable Aversion
It’s pure as fresh snow 
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.

A beluga whale, the milky...

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Categories: simple, color, funny, hate, how

The Teeny Weeny Arachnid
The teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.

Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.

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Categories: simple, 1st grade, animal, childhood,

Unsmart Metre
I’ll apologise here at the start
For this verse won’t appeal to your heart.
So banal, it’s a shame
But I’ll shoulder the blame
’Cos it's not rude, nor...

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Categories: simple, assonance, depression, feelings, heart,

Premium Member Nonsense
Today is the day
So be happy and gay
It’s the springtime, so play
And appreciate May
What’s that you say?
You need some more pay?
Well, I’d love to stay

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Categories: simple, funny, hilarious, nonsense, silly,

Thank You
Thank You

All she said was “Thank You”
The only two words that filled her mind
Nothing else…

Who could had imagined that two words joined together would create...

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Categories: simple, appreciation, character, heart, humanity,

Premium Member Clowns Don't Frown Nursery Rhyme
Elmer Q. Round was a man who clowned
wore pointed red hat, bounced when he walked.
He seldom frowned because he had found
smiles kept teeth in his...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: simple, child, children, fun, happy,

Premium Member Bumbly Bees
I loves … I loves … 
Bumbly Bees,
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.

With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.

They hover low

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Categories: simple, flower, funny, funny love,

Premium Member Simple Pleasures
I am so delighted
by simple pleasures
that cost nothing
     --butterflies flitting
          --sparrows chirping

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Categories: simple, hope, perspective, together,

Premium Member A Simple Thought
The color of my house 
    does not define me.
The color of my car 
    does not define me.

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Categories: simple, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Story of the Pot and the Kettle
Fresh upon the morning grove,
With day becoming hot,
And sitting there upon the stove,
A kettle and a pot.

The kettle blew and lifted high,
And poured into the...

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© JD Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: simple, food, fun, funny, morning,

Premium Member The Twelfth of Never
The twelfth of never,                     ...

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Categories: cute, peace, simple, solitude,

Premium Member Functors
Who asks such frivolity?
This is indeed a jollity!

Whom does he call when he’s sick?
A doctor or nurse will come quick!

Whose time do we waste looking?

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Categories: simple, fun, funny, humor, humorous,