If Only Life Was Simple

If life was simple Exactly how simple would we then all be in tern Wouldn't we get lost outside Our own cave Or remember where we parked the wheel Matches or how to light a fire Might accidentally mistake a pub On a trip to the shop And given that we couldn't probably count How many drinks we've actually had And on which hand we started began counting Actually cancel that , Bad example That makes life seem far #2 simple As being drunk makes it actually seem