Water Silly Poems

I like water,
Except when it's green and lumpy a lot!
Then I imagine all sorts of things.
Leaf monsters growing,
And having a fling.
Slimy worms crawling,
On the bottom...

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Guiltless cheater
restrain your pleasures,
give some and be selfless;
don't walk on water
to show confidence
and hide your pretense!

What was yours
will be taken away,
from you eventually;
you live for...

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Too much juice makes you loose as a goose
easy on the juice.
Drink too much tea and you gotta pee
easy on the tea.
Lots of water and...

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  Burpsey that's my name,
  Burping is my favorite game!
  Burps are my art,
  Better than a fart!
  Burps are...

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I didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I, 
he quickly became cold...

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I sat in the chair.
  I didn't want to be there.
  They asked if I wanted anything,
  I asked if there would...

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Dirt is great,
  To grow crops,
  Build houses,
  Mix with water,
  Smear all about.


  On the other hand,
  Dirt...

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Rascally roadrunner in the sun	
finding grasshoppers on the run
feed your babies high protein
build a nest off the ground
in my two live oaks
run up and down
smiling...

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History, treasure troves, tales about gold
If I were a pirate a 100 years ago
The pilot of a ship
I would make my enemies walk the plank!
In...

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Hated T. and silly D

I will lose many friends when declaring I root for Trump a train load of muck is sprayed his way; a...

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COMPARTMENTALIZATION 

Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses, 
so messes … not get in!

Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...

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We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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'Twas an ominous moment when rode into town
To its marshal defy and outdraw and gun down
A notorious, murderous varmint named Slade 
Who had widows and...

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All of his life, Ralph was a dunderhead
  Foot in his mouth, whatever he said ~
    'I love water,' he told...

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the fun snow was cold 
snow family we did build 
hot chocolate time 

 

Date Written:12/29/2022 

5 Place

Ice, Snow or Frost Haiku Contest 
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