Mystery Silly Poems

The vasectominator. 

His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. 

Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy....

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I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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In the land of laundry, a mystery ensues,
Socks scatter and vanish, leaving just one shoe.
Pairs go on adventures, to realms far and wide,
Escaping the dryer,...

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Flobodobba-dob? asked Bill of Ben
Dobba-flob? Ben asked Bill to repeat again
Ah!! Dobba-flobbing flobadom Bill confirmed with linguistic skill
Flobbing dobba-do dob do Ben wrote down with...

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Take this pizza to Madura
                    ...

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genre
       rhymes with honor...

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Silly things often play around
in my head like the amputated leg
of a roast chicken laying
on a plate with gravy, potatoes
and peas suddenly penetrating
my mind with...

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Good morning, afternoon or evening

Hello to you

Thanking you for dropping by

 To take a little view



I often wonder who you are

Behind the mystery views

Whether you...

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Watching a film I see a face I recognise
But cannot remember his name, which is no surprise.
I ask my wife ‘hey who is this guy,...

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Laundry

Ice cream's sweet, and love is gentle,
Life in general rocks...
But there's a mystery hanging o'er us...
What happens to our socks?..

Day by day I do the...

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Hot white harvest 
a bone dry land 
years have been spent building 
this reapers Machine on desolate Sand 
American madness 
An empire of a dream,...

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Potato – (almost didactic)


Let your potato grow
Water it monthly in Earth like soil     
Become one with the potato
Keep it out of...

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Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests





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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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