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January Silly Poems

These January Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about January. These are the best examples of Silly January poems written by international poets.


We Left Our Childhood Behind
Remember when we used to play
In our backyards every day
We built castles in the sand
And chased each other hand in hand

Remember when we used to...

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Categories: silly, childhood, feelings, friendship, innocence,



Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: silly, candy, cry, emotions, funny,

Vacationing Ray
There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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Categories: silly, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

If January Was a Person
If January was a person,
they would be a force of nature.
Relentless and unforgiving,
but also, beautiful and full of life.

January would be the type of person
who...

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Categories: silly, friend, fun, january, life,

Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: silly, feelings, food, how i



If You're Ever in Crewe
There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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Categories: silly, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,

The Unluckiest Day of the Year
January 2nd is the unluckiest day of the year.
It's when all the bad things happen, I fear.

The holidays are over, the bills are due.
The weather...

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Categories: silly, day, emotions, endurance, hope,

Premium Member Flies and Lies
When you see so many flies
Be careful, there is a carrion
Somewhere. Behave like a lion
Run, run. The flies are all over your thighs
They can surely...

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Categories: silly, adventure, bullying, crazy, flying,

Premium Member A Most Resolute Guy Am I
With less than three months to go
     I'm the most resolute guy I know

   Last January one, 2022
 ...

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Categories: me, silly, sweet,

Premium Member No Time For Silly Games
So, I’m a Nazi poet because I promote wearing a mask,
Why do people write such ridiculous indictments, I ask?
‘Tis no problem if you believe differently...

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Categories: silly, how i feel, perspective,

Premium Member Scribble Scrabble Strudel
Say this fast ten times:
                 
   ...

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Categories: silly, word play,

Premium Member Just Another Silly Poem
Just Another Silly Poem


Is a poem pointless rambling?
Does a poem have embedded pain?
Sorrow, loneliness, or emptiness?

Perhaps it has an embedded accomplishment, 
Satisfaction, growth or just...

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Categories: silly,

Premium Member Quad Squad
from their quadrants
quadruped
quarterfinalists
quarrelling
in quadraphonic 
quadruplicity
are disqualified
for actually
being a
wanted
tetrad
only posing
as a quartet



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on January 30, 2020 for contest WHAT’S IN A NUMBER sponsored...

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Categories: silly, word play,

Premium Member The Homebrewed Sourtoe Cocktail
Written on January 26, 2020
By Gail DeBole

Drink up daredevils!
It’s not a joke.
The human toe in your drink 
Is not just taking a soak. 

It’s challenged...

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Categories: silly, adventure, drink, humor, humorous,

Premium Member A Toy Boat Or a Boy Goat
Sell me a toy boat or a boy goat
Make that one boy goat, two toy boats
No: Two boy goats, one toy boat
Wait. Make it one...

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Categories: animal, boat, confusion, silly,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things