Happy Silly Poems

I've been feeling happy lately,
But my happiness is dull.
Maybe it's because I've not done things,
That were supposed to be done.
Lately I've been dodging bullets,
Never meeting...

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Thank you, Wind, for sitting with me -
A most uncommon interviewee.

Glad to help, won't you take good notes,
So that you may avoid misquotes?

Sure, I think...

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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” -...

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Remember when we used to play
In our backyards every day
We built castles in the sand
And chased each other hand in hand

Remember when we used to...

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Aged chains are hampering me.
They get heavier constantly.

Age changes everything,
Voices crackle, making it hard to sing.

Walking and talking become a chore,
The conversation is a bore.

When...

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this mug's cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.
...

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Sausage Mannnn super Hero to the people
Protector of his city
Was happy…. yet something was just lacking
That being …..His love life was not so pretty!

It had...

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Oh to write a limerick like Belle's
Of Heathers in leathers himself
Stayed up all night
But tried as he might
The last thing he said was "Oh well."...

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He was a happy boy enjoying life
With only one small woe
He had a teeny weeny willy
He just wished and wished it would grow

Like many little...

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Light & fluffy at your service
With bells and whistles too
Bringing sunshine and warmth
To help blow away those blues

No doom & gloom in this one
Just illumination...

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I watch my kitty playing every day,
she insists on it as she is quite spoiled:
true, I am the reason she is this way,
you see...

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It is. It isn't. Is it him today?
It might be Putin, or it might be not
How many Putins are there anyway?

That's not his chin. It...

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Within the confines of my nearest Zoo,
There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you.
It’s where the animals go for therapy,
As animals have...

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Henry VIII
Henry VIII king of England, he had six wives,
Half of which had rather shorter lives.
Three died, two divorced and the last was glad by...

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My pet dog, Smudge
I wish he'd smell of fudge
instead he stinks of poo
Smudge, I say this cos it's true

You and your big tiger feet
your love...

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