-Sausage Mannnn Super Hero

Sausage Mannnn super Hero to the people
Protector of his city
Was happy…. yet something was just lacking
That being …..His love life was not so pretty!

It had been quite some time now
Since he had a lady by his side
Feeling somewhat lonely
It was time for cupid to be his guide

One morning while in his favourite cafe
Sausage Mannnn met the girl of his dreams
Romance and love happened quickly
Destined to be together it seemed

“Sausage Mannnn” fought the bad guys
Knocking them right off their feet
Then wrapping his weapon tightly around them 
Taking the bad guys of the street

He had never shared with her his super hero status
Or the size of his weapons entity
Afraid of how she may react
To knowing his true identity

The day had come to confess his truth
As a proposal was on the cards
His sausage heart was pounding
Hoping she would still hold him in high regard

He mustered up his courage and told his beloved his truth 
Nervously asking “ Are we still be going to be life partners”
With a grin from ear to ear, she replied
“Oh Absolutely!!…. and we will make lots and lots of chipolattas!!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Slaughter Avatar
January 26, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Hey, why not? There's always room for another "superhero" in this world. Would this one be pork or turkey? An enjoyable read, Deb.
M  Avatar
January 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
I am sorry Jim but Sausage Mannnnn is all pure beef haha!! Debx
Wolf Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 1:33 PM
This is soooooo cute, Deb. I like the naughty insinuations too. You are quite the wit! Keep smiling, Gershon
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Thankyou BB! As long as I'm not ‘quite the sh*t ‘ haha!! Nice to see/read you my friend! Debx
Kendrick Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 7:39 AM
Ahh!!!! Cute one. LOL..Thanks for sharing your humor with us and for dropping by my page. Sara
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Thankyou you too Sara….Debx
One Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 6:42 AM
This one made me smile Deb..
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Your comment made me smile SO….so we are even haha!! Debx
Brotherton Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 5:14 AM
A witty and creative poem my friend. Sausage Mannn(nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is the ultimate superhero.
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Nudge nudge wink wink alright Brother Jerry! Hehe….thankyou my friend….Debx
Baker Avatar
December 2, 2023 at 10:30 PM
An entertaining tale and well-written, my Aussie friend. I enjoyed reading your poetry today. Hugs, Bill
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Thanks my Texan buddy!! Debx
Cunningham Avatar
December 2, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Lol, quite a fruity one Deb. Tom
M  Avatar
December 3, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Fruity l like that….cheers Tom! Debx
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