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Sausage Mannnn

He was a happy boy enjoying life With only one small woe He had a teeny weeny willy He just wished and wished it would grow Like many little boys A super-hero he wished to be Dreaming of fighting the bad guys Setting the goodies free As he grew….all of him did His woe now a huge worry His willy wouldn’t stop growing Getting bigger and bigger in a hurry Out of control and now a weapon He came up with a plan His dream of being a super-hero realised They called him “Sausage Mannnn” “Sausage Mannnn” fought the bad guys Knocking them right off their feet Then wrapping his weapon tightly around them Taking the bad guys of the street “Sausage Mannnn” now the peoples hero As the city streets were safe and sound The people were happy knowing “Sausage Mannnn” was protecting their town

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Terry Flood

Date: 8/6/2023 1:13:00 AM

Annie is worried that I’m not feeling well, because I left most of my dinner. It was sausage and mash and, somehow, I just lost my appetite ;-) A fun write, that is one of those that you just wish (as Lin intimated) that there was an open contest calling out for.

Terry Flood
Date: 8/20/2023 7:10:00 AM

Yum, yum… so long… and so meaty…. Hey Sausage Mannnnn… who you pointing at?

Deb M
Date: 8/20/2023 6:31:00 AM

Thanks Terry….now eat your dinner!! Debx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/5/2023 8:02:00 PM

A Superhero too good to be true, Deb. Hilarious!! write! Keep 'em coming. :) gw

Deb M
Date: 8/20/2023 6:29:00 AM

Hehe thanks my friend….Debx

Brian Sambourne

Date: 8/5/2023 7:28:00 PM

Ah yes - the old size matters routine. Is bigger always better? So they say in Texas + the big states of the Union. Lucky Sausage Mannnn - he's got it made. A fun read! Cheers, Brian

Deb M
Date: 8/5/2023 7:41:00 PM

Oh l am glad you enjoyed it Brian! When l get really tired l get “really silly” …..thus Sausage Mannnn was invented! Haha!! wasn't sure if it was a bit too silly or naughty (at the time l thought it was funny!) so thankyou! Debx

Bill Baker

Date: 8/5/2023 4:42:00 PM

A fun poem to read, Deb. I'm glad everything ended well. :-) Have a great week, my friend. Hugs, Bill

Deb M
Date: 8/5/2023 7:44:00 PM

Glad you saw some humour in this Bill….bit nonsense and cheeky but thats me l think you have already discovered that my Texan buddy! Thankyou for always encouraging and supporting my poetry and me Bill….you know how much l appreciate you! Hi to the lovely Sara!!! Debx

David Fisher

Date: 8/4/2023 5:22:00 PM

This is too funny. Seems like he's well equipped to take on anything!

Deb M
Date: 8/4/2023 5:35:00 PM

Cheers David…..Debx

Lin Lane

Date: 8/4/2023 12:40:00 PM

Oh my gosh, Deb! This was written for the likes of a Jan contest! lol I'm sending you soup mail, and I sent you email a couple of days ago.

Deb M
Date: 8/4/2023 1:00:00 PM

Hey Lin…yeah a late night tired write thus the silliness of Sausage Mannn haha!! Soupmail for you malady! Debx

Jerry Brotherton

Date: 8/4/2023 9:07:00 AM

Funny stuff my friend. I can hear the theme song now. Dong,Dong,Dong,Dooonnggg. It's Sausage Mann.

Deb M
Date: 8/4/2023 9:15:00 AM

Hehe….a little naughty l know but fun…..great theme song! Sausage Mannn!! Thanks Jerry….Debx