-Sausage Mannnn

He was a happy boy enjoying life
With only one small woe
He had a teeny weeny willy
He just wished and wished it would grow

Like many little boys 
A super-hero he wished to be
Dreaming of fighting the bad guys
Setting the goodies free

As he grew….all of him did
His woe now a huge worry
His willy wouldn’t stop growing
Getting bigger and bigger in a hurry

Out of control and now a weapon
He came up with a plan
His dream of being a super-hero realised
They called him “Sausage Mannnn”

“Sausage Mannnn” fought the bad guys
Knocking them right off their feet
Then wrapping his weapon tightly around them 
Taking the bad guys of the street

“Sausage Mannnn” now the peoples hero
As the city streets were safe and sound
The people were happy knowing 
“Sausage Mannnn” was protecting their town
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Wolf Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 8:02 PM
A Superhero too good to be true, Deb. Hilarious!! write! Keep 'em coming. :) gw
Brotherton Avatar
August 4, 2023 at 9:07 AM
Funny stuff my friend. I can hear the theme song now. Dong,Dong,Dong,Dooonnggg. It's Sausage Mann.
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