Sausage Mannnn

He was a happy boy enjoying life With only one small woe He had a teeny weeny willy He just wished and wished it would grow Like many little boys A super-hero he wished to be Dreaming of fighting the bad guys Setting the goodies free As he grew….all of him did His woe now a huge worry His willy wouldn’t stop growing Getting bigger and bigger in a hurry Out of control and now a weapon He came up with a plan His dream of being a super-hero realised They called him “Sausage Mannnn” “Sausage Mannnn” fought the bad guys Knocking them right off their feet Then wrapping his weapon tightly around them Taking the bad guys of the street “Sausage Mannnn” now the peoples hero As the city streets were safe and sound The people were happy knowing “Sausage Mannnn” was protecting their town