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Food Silly Poems

These Food Silly poems are examples of Silly poems about Food. These are the best examples of Silly Food poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Kitchen Knife Hygiene
Finally, my blood began to coagulate. 
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight; 
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...

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Categories: food, funny, horror, silly,

Premium Member Clancy and His Fish
There once was a Cat who made a wish.
It had to do with Clancy's pet fish.
	If its bowl would break,
	one swoop would it take
to proclaim...

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Categories: silly, cat, fish, food, fun,
Premium Member Cause and Effect
  Because God gave us pizza, fries and chips
               ...

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Categories: food, health, judgement, silly,
Premium Member Cake
cake 
caramel iced
donut filled 
with custard
    if I was a dog
cake
cream layered 
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
    this is what I...

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Categories: silly, dog, food, fun, funny,
Premium Member No Oats-dodo
I have heard that mairsy doats
and sweet little doesy doats.
I'd agree that cowsy doats.
Why do lamzay noats?...

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Categories: silly, animal, cute, food, fun,

Premium Member Ewe
Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling.
I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling.

My love for ewe will burst against my heaart
when ewe aare out...

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Categories: silly, animal, food, fun, funny,
Premium Member The Fatuous Philosopher 

I am a philosopher
Of great mental acumen
I like to blow my own trumpet
As nobody seems to mention

While enlightening people
Of all hues, I think not twice
Morning...

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© MB Farookh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, allegory, allusion, perspective, philosophy,
Premium Member Chat
For me, I’d love to stay and chat
but all this tea and cake is fat
that I do neither want nor need.
If I stayed, it would...

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Categories: silly, drink, food, friendship, health,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: silly, feelings, food, how i
NEPTUNIAN SARCOPHAGUS
Because it is the archangel hypnotizng
you into losing yourself in that thin treadmill
at the archane center of advanced transurfing
& remember what that demagogue Rex Hemphill
said....

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© Ivo Cos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: silly, animal, confusion, fantasy, fish,
Twinkle twinkle star ---- revised
Jiggle Jiggle bubble bum
Where'd that extra weight come from
It grows rounder every year
Needing a sign that says "beware"

Jiggle Jiggle bubble butt
Some days my mouth just...

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Categories: food, funny, silly,
Doggie in the window --- revised
How much is that hot dog on the griddle
The one that is so plump and moist
How much is that hot dog that is cooking
My hungry...

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Categories: food, humor, silly, song,
Let's Rhyme
Devouring wings, my drip is dramatic,
Flames ignite tongue, buds sting acrobatic.
Capsaicin conga line, thrusts are erratic,
Spicy-raised roof, heat hitting the attic.  

A gourmand adventure,...

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Categories: fire, food, fun, silly,
Premium Member Pizzeria Nirvana
a girl making pizza dream

her toppings make tastebuds scream

tomato tossed swirls

with cheese in great curls

queen of the epicure scene.
...

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Categories: silly, beauty, cute love, dream,
Pickle
Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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Categories: silly, birth, celebration, character, child,

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