Ewe

Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling. I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling. My love for ewe will burst against my heaart when ewe aare out of sight and we're apaart. Ewe sing in titillaating baaaritone. I blush thinking of our being aalone. Ewe bring a certain je ne saais quoi whenever I feel the need to aannoy. And when I put mint jelly on ewer raack, you will know for sure that I haave your baack. Notaably when ewe grace my Shepherd's Pie, Ewe fill my lunch plate aas well aas my eye.