Short Zorro Poems

My 
Hotel 
Is waiting 
Give me your card 
Your money will not die in my big room...

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Argentina’s bandit fox
Is really rather shy.

He’s hunted for his golden coat …
I think I’m gonna cry!...

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Ein junger Fuchs / A Young Fox / Un zorro joven  

Ein Leuchten im Gras
Auf der Jagd in der Sonne
Ein junger Fuchs


A glow in the grass
On the hunt in the sunlight
Only a young fox 


Brillo en la hierba
A caza en luz del sol
Un zorro joven...

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The ghostly grippe on Zorro's goolies,
as the ghostly footsteps fall,
some old bugger called d'hoolie,
jerked his chain and was not enthralled,
gelded by the facination,
would he get her would he fall,
rising, falling, flaccid, hesitation,
Zorro needs some other's balls....
Don...

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Silvan black
Come the grackles
Shimmering blue streaks
Darting toward the sound
Of bird song glee

Bullies
In Zorro garb
Storm the bird feeder
Black darts
Flung at swaying targets
Challenging
The squirrels reign.

Sparrows 
Root for the stalking cat
To strike
Leap high
A streak of red
Upon the sylvan black
...

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He rode fast, he rode hard!
on his black mighty steed!
His sword wrought him fame toward...
helping those in dire need!....

He was deceivingly mistook for...
an outlaw and a thief!
but was only there to restore...
his peoples honor and relief!

The swift sword of Zorro...
his black horse, cape and mask!...
are forever.... tomorrow!
in legend to bask!...

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The furry band of thieves crawl in the night,
wielding Zorro masks and sly grins,
soundless in single file,
under fences and through prickly bushes,
the little ones straggling in back,
they come upon their spoils,
ripe and red for the taking,
juices flow down their chins,
a light has flooded the crime,
their last bites taken,
fleeing satisfied...

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The programs I watched as a child.

Button moon the clangers too
 Mr Ben and Scooby Doo

Bugs Bunny and sylvester the cat

Sesame street and Roland rat

It was tiswas I liked the most

Then came another renta ghost

The Mr men and Joe 90 to

Johnny morris down at the zoo.

Champion the wonder horse 

And I can't forget zorro 

Tune in again same time same place 
Tomorrow....

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Zorro swings and Zorro falls,
sadly landed on someones balls
excommunicated from the mall,
for gross protracted screaming.

Zorro on the crutch of one,
slapped down by a redneck nun,
pivoted crutch to plonking run,
so bad he must be dreaming?

Springing for his horse so black,
drop kicked his oolies slack,
glad it wasn't a donkey Jack,
the Z man enterprising.
Don Johnson 6-aug-11 ...

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Women know which men to marry
And Normal Woman won’t tarry;
To keep praising her Sir Barry
But it’s going to be Larry,
Barry to keep giving her Garri
To keep enjoying it Larry…

And she’d keep flirting with Harry,
Who her great burdens does carry;
Ceremonial thanks to Zorro
Who in her behalf would borrow,
Promising creditors morrow
But bed-time sleeping in sorrow…

Poor Zorro who does hard soils harrow
And watch over sows that farrow....

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Jeff will be coming tomorrow 
To kick out my crushing sorrow.
I don’t wish to again borrow;
Face anew an Angry Zorro
Or to the Stinking Rich “Hello!”
Mocking tongues to voice “Smart Fellow!”

He’s surfacing tomorrow
To expel the longest sorrow:
From my forehead quit each furrow;
Into shell hardship shall burrow…

Yet, Lord God’s Name I shall hallow
And Christ along link with halo;
My New Bible not leave fallow…

I will have become hollow
By the time Jeff like Christ follow…...

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