Short Yer Poems
Short Yer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Yer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Yer by length and keyword.
I Stand Fully Accountable
So hit me with yer best shot...
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Categories:
yer, devotion,
Form:
Monoku
Oz Trail Ya
in yer shoe mate
what ah' said i meant
sed i ment sand
stan...
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Categories:
yer, analogy, angst,
Form:
Free verse
See You, Pal
i look forward to
inspiration from
another nose-dive
into yer face.
pal....
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Categories:
yer, [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith, happiness, inspirational], [faith,
Form:
I do not know?
Pennsylvania
An artist in Pennsylvania
Was desperate to entertain yer
He would draw and draw
More and more
A clear case of pencil mania...
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Categories:
yer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
You Know
The conversation began to drag.?
'So how yer doing?"?
'O same-o same-o, you know'?
Unfortunately I did.?
Suddenly the air was full of shrugs....
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Categories:
yer, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
On Yer Bike
my brand new Harley
tight leathers
the freeway beckons
A biker’s dozen contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
9/28/18...
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Categories:
yer, freedom, travel,
Form:
Haiku
Big Island Shakedown
The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"...
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Categories:
yer, abuse, betrayal, bullying, celebrity, character, natural disasters,
Form:
Limerick
Shtuff
10/8/12
I need tah tell yer lotsah shtuff
But ferst—I need tah learn how tah spell
Sorry all yer grammer buffs
Fer puttin’ you threw hell! :D ...
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Categories:
yer, friendship, funny, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
Treasure
The oceans, they be full o' fishes
And no matter how sharp yer hook is
You can't catch 'um all
So follow me call
To find all her treasures and split it....
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Categories:
yer, imagination
Form:
Limerick
Sixpence
Ask yer mother for sixpence,
to see the Jerry Giraffe,
freckles on his eyebrows,
and big ones on his, Ask
yer momma for sixpence
...by dunno whozit 1950...
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Categories:
yer, absence,
Form:
Ballade
Erotic
man he looks for erotic,
and love brings intensity too,
if she don't want your loving narcotic,
roll yer swag and bugger off Blue...
re: Shaz Cheesman 'Desire'
Don...
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Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Sea Tales Limericks: " What's That In Yer Net, Lad?"
The old Scotsman burred loud on the dock:
" Bring along more than tackle and block!
For if yah cast out yer net,
yah might live to regret
bringing ole Nessie up out of the Loch!"...
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Categories:
yer, fantasy, funny, sea
Form:
Limerick
The Blockaders
When yer treed up yonder
A man starts to ponder
The best way to shell yer corn
A bit o’ wild yeast
Sparks a lightnin’ liquid feast
A regulator’s foe hath been born
08/12/10
6:29pm...
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Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Don'T Do Crack!!!!!
Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt
Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it
Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof
If Ya like it...
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Categories:
yer, life, loss, lost love, love
Form:
Limerick
Black Spot
Har, ya say it aren't so.
Yer holds a black spot.
Ye won't live to be old.
Grow short on the clock.
We want that, Gold.
Those cobs in a box.
Nice to know ya Munroe.
Pistol shot, flintlock....
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Categories:
yer, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Route 66ish No 14
Route 66ish No 14
A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!...
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Categories:
yer, america, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Egregious
Bad to the bone
Incorigible
Witches brew
Potion of evil
Naughty
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De
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yer
Atomic bomb killer
Mischief
***This is for the worst poem ever contest...
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Categories:
yer, funny
Form:
Light Verse
This Ancient Buccaneer
Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear?
Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear
Not bad up till now
Must do better somehow
Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer...
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Categories:
yer, joy,
Form:
Limerick
Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Butt
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And the hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut...
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Categories:
yer, image,
Form:
Limerick
Cletus O'Toole Slips On a Banana Peel
Cletus O'Toole slipped on a 'nana peel
He broke his femur and damaged his heel
He asked a judge to rule
"You lost yer suit, O'Toole;
A higher court might consider ap'peel'!"...
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Categories:
yer, humorous, judgement,
Form:
Limerick
Tricky Mickey
There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky
He would bilk you of cash
And away he would dash
Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey...
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Categories:
yer, drink, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Daves Crappppppp
oh shirtey methinks yer very good,
laughing here, well understood,
headless chicckys jerk n flap,
bout pollys splashed by word of yap,
speak straight they only could?
thank you Dave Williams (crap)...
Don...
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Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Limerick
Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Bum
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
yer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Cletus O'Toole's Frustration
Cletus O'Toole checked in all set to fly
Mistletoe o'er the bag scale caught his eye
He asked, "Can I have my kiss?"
"No!" replied the little miss
"That is there to kiss yer luggage goodbye!"...
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Categories:
yer, humorous, travel,
Form:
Limerick
Tha Guratest Speler
Yu wanta kno wy ey shud whin yer kontest
Becaws ey em aye gurate speler...yu cee
Ey allweighs cheq mi dickshunery twyce, behst...
Befour ey ryte mi storeys ore po.itree
I Am A Winner Poetry Contest
Sponsor Bobby May
2-28-2019...
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Categories:
yer, humor,
Form:
Rhyme