Short Yer Poems
Short Yer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Yer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Yer by length and keyword.
An artist in Pennsylvania
Was desperate to entertain yer
He would draw and draw
More and more
A clear case of pencil mania
Categories:
yer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
.
yeah she do
puck'r up them
lips Clint
do yer
job
Categories:
yer, humor, hyperbole,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
The conversation began to drag.?
'So how yer doing?"?
'O same-o same-o, you know'?
Unfortunately I did.?
Suddenly the air was full of shrugs.
Categories:
yer, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Why do I like you? I dunno.
Maybe it's the way your bloomers show.
In your Scottish dancing clogs yer
smoother than a seal or frog's fur.
Categories:
yer, animal, dance, love, silly,
Form:
Epigram
my brand new Harley
tight leathers
the freeway beckons
A biker’s dozen contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
9/28/18
Categories:
yer, freedom, travel,
Form:
Haiku
The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"
Categories:
yer, abuse, betrayal, bullying, celebrity, character, natural disasters,
Form:
Limerick
Tania
There was a young lady named Tania
Who wanted to dance in Espania
She really let go
Doing the flamenco
And her whirling, it nicely did fan yer
Categories:
yer, dance, spanish,
Form:
Limerick
10/8/12
I need tah tell yer lotsah shtuff
But ferst—I need tah learn how tah spell
Sorry all yer grammer buffs
Fer puttin’ you threw hell! :D
Categories:
yer, friendship, funny, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
The oceans, they be full o' fishes
And no matter how sharp yer hook is
You can't catch 'um all
So follow me call
To find all her treasures and split it.
Categories:
yer, imagination
Form:
Limerick
He Was
All Cowboy
With No Hat.
I'd Kindly
Invite You
In For A Chat.
I Don't Know
If A Cat Can
Talk, But...
I Don't Have
A Cat.
Don't Bust
Anything.
Categories:
yer, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Ask yer mother for sixpence,
to see the Jerry Giraffe,
freckles on his eyebrows,
and big ones on his, Ask
yer momma for sixpence
...by dunno whozit 1950
Categories:
yer, absence,
Form:
Ballade
man he looks for erotic,
and love brings intensity too,
if she don't want your loving narcotic,
roll yer swag and bugger off Blue...
re: Shaz Cheesman 'Desire'
Don
Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
The old Scotsman burred loud on the dock:
" Bring along more than tackle and block!
For if yah cast out yer net,
yah might live to regret
bringing ole Nessie up out of the Loch!"
Categories:
yer, fantasy, funny, sea
Form:
Limerick
When yer treed up yonder
A man starts to ponder
The best way to shell yer corn
A bit o’ wild yeast
Sparks a lightnin’ liquid feast
A regulator’s foe hath been born
08/12/10
6:29pm
Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt
Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it
Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof
If Ya like it
Categories:
yer, life, loss, lost love, love
Form:
Limerick
Har, ya say it aren't so.
Yer holds a black spot.
Ye won't live to be old.
Grow short on the clock.
We want that, Gold.
Those cobs in a box.
Nice to know ya Munroe.
Pistol shot, flintlock.
Categories:
yer, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Route 66ish No 14
A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!
Categories:
yer, america, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Bad to the bone
Incorigible
Witches brew
Potion of evil
Naughty
~~\
De
stro~~
yer
Atomic bomb killer
Mischief
***This is for the worst poem ever contest
Categories:
yer, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear?
Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear
Not bad up till now
Must do better somehow
Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer
Categories:
yer, joy,
Form:
Limerick
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And the hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
Categories:
yer, image,
Form:
Limerick
Cletus O'Toole slipped on a 'nana peel
He broke his femur and damaged his heel
He asked a judge to rule
"You lost yer suit, O'Toole;
A higher court might consider ap'peel'!"
Categories:
yer, humorous, judgement,
Form:
Limerick
There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky
He would bilk you of cash
And away he would dash
Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey
Categories:
yer, drink, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
oh shirtey methinks yer very good,
laughing here, well understood,
headless chicckys jerk n flap,
bout pollys splashed by word of yap,
speak straight they only could?
thank you Dave Williams (crap)...
Don
Categories:
yer, adventure,
Form:
Limerick
Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin'
A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin'
Gimme Jed Clampet any day
Jethro, Granny or Ellie May
Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!
Categories:
yer, america, humor, political,
Form:
Limerick
When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
yer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick