Short Yer Poems

So hit me with yer best shot...

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in yer shoe mate
what ah' said i meant
sed i ment sand

stan...

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i look forward to
inspiration from
another nose-dive
into yer face.
pal....

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     contracts, torts, estates

        sounds boring

        ~ ought to be a law
...

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An artist in Pennsylvania
Was desperate to entertain yer
He would draw and draw
More and more
A clear case of pencil mania...

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.

              yeah she do

            puck'r up them
                 lips Clint
                   do yer
                     job
...

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The conversation began to drag.?
'So how yer doing?"?
'O same-o same-o, you know'?
Unfortunately I did.?
Suddenly the air was full of shrugs....

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Why do I like you?   I dunno. 
Maybe it's the way your bloomers show. 
In your Scottish dancing clogs yer
smoother than a seal or frog's fur.  
...

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my brand new Harley
tight leathers
the freeway beckons

A biker’s dozen contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy

9/28/18...

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The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"...

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Tania

There was a young lady named Tania
Who wanted to dance in Espania
She really let go
Doing the flamenco
And her whirling, it nicely did fan yer...

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10/8/12

 I need tah tell yer lotsah shtuff
But ferst—I need tah learn how tah spell
Sorry all yer grammer buffs
Fer puttin’ you threw hell! :D ...

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The oceans, they be full o' fishes
And no matter how sharp yer hook is
    You can't catch 'um all
    So follow me call
To find all her  treasures and split it....

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He Was
All Cowboy
With No Hat.

I'd Kindly
Invite You
In For A Chat.

I Don't Know
If A Cat Can
Talk, But...

I Don't Have
A Cat.

Don't Bust
Anything....

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 Ask yer mother for sixpence,
 to see the Jerry Giraffe,
freckles on his eyebrows,
 and big ones on his, Ask
yer momma for sixpence 

...by dunno whozit 1950...

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man he looks for erotic,
and love brings intensity too,
if she don't want your loving narcotic,
roll yer swag and bugger off Blue...

re:  Shaz Cheesman  'Desire'

Don...

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The old Scotsman burred loud on the dock:
" Bring along more than tackle and block!
  For if yah cast out yer net,
  yah might live to regret
  bringing ole Nessie up out of the Loch!"...

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When yer treed up yonder
A man starts to ponder
The best way to shell yer corn

A bit o’ wild yeast
Sparks a lightnin’ liquid feast
A regulator’s foe hath been born



08/12/10
6:29pm...

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Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it...

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Har, ya say it aren't so.
Yer holds a black spot.
Ye won't live to be old.
Grow short on the clock.
We want that, Gold.
Those cobs in a box.
Nice to know ya Munroe.
Pistol shot, flintlock....

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Route 66ish No 14

A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!...

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Bad to the bone
Incorigible
Witches brew
Potion of evil
Naughty


~~\
     De
       stro~~
                yer

Atomic bomb killer
Mischief


***This is for the worst poem ever contest...

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Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear?
Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear
Not bad up till now
Must do better somehow
Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer...

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When did it become kosher to show your butt
Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what
The crack in your hide
And the hairiness besides
Should be a law to control these guys as they strut...

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Cletus O'Toole slipped on a 'nana peel

   He broke his femur and damaged his heel

      He asked a judge to rule

         "You lost yer suit, O'Toole;

            A higher court might consider ap'peel'!"...

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