Short Yer Poems

Short Yer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Yer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Yer by length and keyword.


Pennsylvania

An artist in Pennsylvania
Was desperate to entertain yer
He would draw and draw
More and more
A clear case of pencil mania
Categories: yer, humor,
Form: Limerick


she'z got no t!ts

.

              yeah she do

            puck'r up them
                 lips Clint
                   do yer
                     job
Categories: yer, humor, hyperbole,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

You Know

The conversation began to drag.?
'So how yer doing?"?
'O same-o same-o, you know'?
Unfortunately I did.?
Suddenly the air was full of shrugs.
Categories: yer, poetry,
Form: Free verse
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Frog Fur

Why do I like you?   I dunno. 
Maybe it's the way your bloomers show. 
In your Scottish dancing clogs yer
smoother than a seal or frog's fur.
Categories: yer, animal, dance, love, silly,
Form: Epigram
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On Yer Bike

my brand new Harley tight leathers the freeway beckons A biker’s dozen contest Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy 9/28/18
Categories: yer, freedom, travel,
Form: Haiku


Big Island Shakedown

The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"
Categories: yer, abuse, betrayal, bullying, celebrity, character, natural disasters,
Form: Limerick
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Tania

Tania

There was a young lady named Tania
Who wanted to dance in Espania
She really let go
Doing the flamenco
And her whirling, it nicely did fan yer
Categories: yer, dance, spanish,
Form: Limerick

Shtuff

10/8/12

I need tah tell yer lotsah shtuff But ferst—I need tah learn how tah spell Sorry all yer grammer buffs Fer puttin’ you threw hell! :D
Categories: yer, friendship, funny, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
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Treasure

The oceans, they be full o' fishes
And no matter how sharp yer hook is
    You can't catch 'um all
    So follow me call
To find all her  treasures and split it.
Categories: yer, imagination
Form: Limerick
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I Don't Know Who Yer Talkin' 'Bout

He Was
All Cowboy
With No Hat.

I'd Kindly
Invite You
In For A Chat.

I Don't Know
If A Cat Can
Talk, But...

I Don't Have
A Cat.

Don't Bust
Anything.
Categories: yer, life,
Form: Rhyme

Sixpence

Ask yer mother for sixpence, to see the Jerry Giraffe, freckles on his eyebrows, and big ones on his, Ask yer momma for sixpence ...by dunno whozit 1950
Categories: yer, absence,
Form: Ballade

Erotic

man he looks for erotic, and love brings intensity too, if she don't want your loving narcotic, roll yer swag and bugger off Blue... re: Shaz Cheesman 'Desire' Don
Categories: yer, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

Sea Tales Limericks: " What's That In Yer Net, Lad?"

The old Scotsman burred loud on the dock:
" Bring along more than tackle and block!
  For if yah cast out yer net,
  yah might live to regret
  bringing ole Nessie up out of the Loch!"
Categories: yer, fantasy, funny, sea
Form: Limerick
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The Blockaders

When yer treed up yonder
A man starts to ponder
The best way to shell yer corn

A bit o’ wild yeast
Sparks a lightnin’ liquid feast
A regulator’s foe hath been born



08/12/10
6:29pm
Categories: yer, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

Don'T Do Crack!!!!!

Crack this nut
Crack that nut
Do it and…
I’ll kick your butt

Ya don’t do crack
Ya wipe it
Yer just a hack
If Ya like it

Ya don’t get off
Ya get away
Yer just a goof 
If Ya like it
Categories: yer, life, loss, lost love, love
Form: Limerick
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Black Spot

Har, ya say it aren't so.
Yer holds a black spot.
Ye won't live to be old.
Grow short on the clock.
We want that, Gold.
Those cobs in a box.
Nice to know ya Munroe.
Pistol shot, flintlock.
Categories: yer, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme

Route 66ish No 14

Route 66ish No 14

A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!
© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: yer, america, funny,
Form: Limerick

Egregious

Bad to the bone
Incorigible
Witches brew
Potion of evil
Naughty


~~\
     De
       stro~~
                yer

Atomic bomb killer
Mischief


***This is for the worst poem ever contest
Categories: yer, funny
Form: Light Verse
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This Ancient Buccaneer

Hey all you people out there, be nice ya hear? Change yer ways or y'all get a kick in the rear Not bad up till now Must do better somehow Room for improvement, says this ancient buccaneer
Categories: yer, joy,
Form: Limerick
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Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Butt

When did it become kosher to show your butt Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what The crack in your hide And the hairiness besides Should be a law to control these guys as they strut
Categories: yer, image,
Form: Limerick
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Cletus O'Toole Slips On a Banana Peel

Cletus O'Toole slipped on a 'nana peel

   He broke his femur and damaged his heel

      He asked a judge to rule

         "You lost yer suit, O'Toole;

            A higher court might consider ap'peel'!"
Categories: yer, humorous, judgement,
Form: Limerick
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Tricky Mickey

There was once a pickpocket named Mickey
 
   Whose technique was quite deft and so tricky

      He would bilk you of cash

         And away he would dash

            Leaving you sobbing o'er yer gin rickey
Categories: yer, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Daves Crappppppp

oh shirtey methinks yer very good, laughing here, well understood, headless chicckys jerk n flap, bout pollys splashed by word of yap, speak straight they only could? thank you Dave Williams (crap)... Don
Categories: yer, adventure,
Form: Limerick
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Not My Hillbilly

Me thinks Hillbilly Vance is too highfalutin' A big corporate crack pot? Yeah, yer darn tootin' Gimme Jed Clampet any day Jethro, Granny or Ellie May Not a hack for a huckster who praises Vlad Putin!
Categories: yer, america, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
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Jeans Hanging Down Past Yer Bum

When did it become kosher to show your butt Jeans hanging down showing your you-know-what The crack in your hide And hairiness besides Should be a law to control these guys as they strut © Jack Ellison 2015
Categories: yer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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