Short Yack Poems

Able bodied children dead! 
Even fate grieves hopelessly 
In justified keening, lamentation, mourning.
Not one pacifier! 
Queens royally sejant...
Troops under vultures' wings,
Xylophones yack zealously......

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Younderward yokel yap
Yore Yorkshire yield yeager york-felow
Yak yiddle

Yammer yack yells
Yard yew yellows
Yellow-tails, Yellowhammers
Yonder yellowfin

Yellow yam yesterdays
Yuca, yogurt
Yesteryears years...

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Dating nowadays is like chasing the wind,
Looking for that one special friend.
They are young and they are old, and most like to yack.
But for the most part, I would like to throw them all back. 
 
There’s match.com, eHarmony, and Christian mingle,
All claiming to be the greatest thing if you are single.
It is what it is, but from now on before I court,
I will be getting the handy background report....

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You assume I'm interested 

In all your pointless palaver 

I'd rather spend quality time

With your grandmother's cadaver 

It's yackety yackety yack

You're always burning up my ears

I'm starting to get a headache 

And it's just boring me to tears

If something didn't slow you down 

You'd keep going until I dropped 

Since nothing seems to be working 

I'd pay good money if you stopped...

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Endeavoring to earn a needle in a high stack. 
Such a story could be said to be pebbly. 
I'd admire to be by a moving plane slack. 
Step onward to the top mark of the mountain. 
To discover Paradise, I'll sail the ocean. 
Then, the matchless clock began to strike badly. 
However, I hide behind a delicate, humble fiction. 
Lose all resources totally in a fantasy yack.


Written: August 27, 2021

Rhyme: A/B/A/C/C/B/C/A....

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