Short Woof Poems

Irrational waves,
An expanse of flowing wails,
Ripples woof aloud....

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Stroking Alsatian / Oil tanker sails past, huge joy / Woof! Tasty meal, you...

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My wiennie dog jumped in my lap with cold feet....

I said, You're a cold chilli dog!!

WOOF!!...

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woof! woof!
hackles and heckles
a cock on a roof
diverted disaster
the naysayers’ proof


***...

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i can smell
your scent
turn your
sign over
from closed
to open
your legs
and let me
come
in your
door...

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Dripping dogs make dogma appear like a dream. But digging in mud is often a pause for thought. Woof. Weff. Wiff. Weeding...

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There once was a dog,

who started a blog,

he reported the news,

with barking reviews,

then toasted success with egg nog....

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i'll be a dog
woof
you be a cat
meow

now my Spanish
gato i'll chase you
round the house
hoping to take a

bite
out
of
you...

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Bert was in a phone booth
Phoning his girlfriend Ruth
To say their courtship was over
He preferred his dog Rover
For company...struth...

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My patient is sure he’s a mutt
I tell him he isn’t a nut
He pants like a dog
And chews on a log
I wish he’d stop sniffing my butt...

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 "Pollyanna" is spoiled rotten by the

 Entire family, a corgi rewarded with

Treats for being a good doggie. Woof!
...

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Once came along sisters entity
Sound like runaway trains fifth degree
Across trailers tin roof
Dogs started howl and woof
When seen spirit pants I did pee...

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Woof woof 
Bark bark
Howl howl
Headache headache headache
My live electric blankets
My friends,
My pals,
6 years & 2 years
My brothers,
Scooter and Baylee...

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I
life's tapestry:
neat surface - chaos below -
not Chinese needlepoint

II
in - out; on - off
life, death, light, dark, cycles:
universal tapestry...

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Four on the floor
One in the air
A woof when she talks
A growl if she's sore

A paw pat for attention
A wet nose for a kiss
A whack on the leg
If her message you miss....

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It is the only tree left in town 
I'm waiting in line after this clown 
"Hey there, speed it up buddy!"
That spot is getting muddy 
Woof, a hydrant would beat this paws down 
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Woof woof, puppy dog,
Have you any fleas?
Yes sir, yes sir,
As many as you please.

One for the black cat
And one for the white,
And one for the bully dog---
To itch all night!...

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Woof, woof!!! What a fantastic new day!
First day of the rest of our lives, life's ballet
Happy as poop
Still in the loop
Ignore the woofs, I'm really human some say...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Love pretty ladies, they sure turn my crank
They make me all squiggly to be perfectly frank
Love their assets
More than my basset
Woof, woof! Wish one would give my parts a yank...

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Darn dogs nexr door
I can't take it anymore

Woof, snarl, panting, bark
Whining, scratching, in the dark

I'm tossin' and turnin'
Ears are burnin'

Someone put a muzzle on those mutts
It's driving me nuts!...

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When I'm sick
          with fever and cough ...
          I hear by my side
          woof, woof, woof...
          it's not me ... yeah,
          my coughing dog ...
          Out of solidarity with my luck ...!...

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Our backyard is a doggie toilet, how free that must feel
Asked Annie, she barked, “woof woof my hooha's congealed”
Youse guys don't know
When pooping in the snow
Freezes half way down, a mocha popsicle appeal...

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                                      the western sky dark
                             weave a thick woof on thin warp -
                                         as frozen icing


                                                  ~
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