Short Waitress Poems
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A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache
at way-stressed words that echoed...
"my (main-you!) plea-is tea...tasting...
'of-odd-cause' heavy flavoring...cofcof..."
stan sand
The poet John Keats
ran a hash-joint named, "John's Eats".
A Greek girl sought work. Disinclined to spurn,
he asked, "What does a Grecian earn?"
When our waitress spilled the catsup
All over her Double-D cup
Mum said, "That's a treat
Your Dad yearns to meet;
His pecker's on the up-and-up!"
Their Valentine dinner was bad
When the waitress made them mad
She dropped food in their lap
It tasted like crap
So, their Valentine’s day was sad
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home and hid my head
i said
to the
waitress
i'd like
frijoles
negros
con
arroz but
i said
to
my wife
i'm trying
to have a
con
cessation
with
you
not a
solilo
quy
Form:
Benny B was well known as a crowder
And today he craved a bowl of clam chowder
The waitress with a frown
Said "the chowder's all gone"
Ben threw a tantrum, whining all the louder
there was a young man who liked to opine
especially when he was out to dine
one evening it was said
a waitress bopped him on the head
and said stick it where the sun don’t shine
There was a server at the local cafe you see
Who got in trouble when refilling cups of coffee
Many said just a shot
Half a cup was said a lot
But she lost her job when one said hit me
OPENING NIGHT
she slips
juts hips
dish flips
no tips
waitress flounders. she slips! juts hips! first
unbalanced meal. dish flips! no tips! WORST!
An old chap, who was nervous on dates,
once decided to juggle with plates;
he said, 'I conclude
it's best without food,
and a hoot when the waitress gyrates.'
for Geraldine's contest
What's it like to be a male waitress
Making sure dudes don't touch your humaness
It's a real challenge
Got a large package
But must maintain decorum while wearing a dress
A Pentecostal writer of songs
Quit a waitress job she thought was wrong.
At the bar, sings and plays
‘Bout her wild salad days.
See, back then, she was speaking in tongs.
Route 66ish No 18
In Denver a waitress supreme,
Always proffered her scones dipped in cream,
She would wriggle her hips,
So she got lots of tips,
While the menfolk all let off some steam!!
Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies day for a while
Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while
Just started to frequent a café called ”Crepe Star”
A sweet waitress there remembers us and our histoire
Her name is Amanda
We call her Amanda Panda
Hugged us as we parted, felt like two superstars
Had a chicken dinner in a restaurant last night
Asked the waitress for discount coz we were so nice
She looked quite amazed
Figured I was a bit crazed
Said, “Pay or the cops will be crawling the place”
Went to a newly opened restaurant today
The food was A+++ BUT our waitress was A+++PLUSER I'd say
Holy yummy tasty omelette
Broke into a real cold sweat
And for extra good service, gave her $100 tip BTW!
There's a sweet Asian waitress at our local chicken place
Katie has the sweetest personality and an adorable face
It's a trick they use
So we'll return, I assume
Not complaining, her sweet image I can't erase!
Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not out on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while
© Jack Ellison 2015
Dreamt of the cute waitress who served us last night
Frequent patrons of this eatery, crepes are dynamite
But the bonus is her hugs
Entering and leaving that I love
Especially when she offers her yummy dessert delight
Dreamt of the yummy waitress who served us last night
Frequent patrons of this eatery whose crepes are dynamite
But the bonus is her hugs
Entering and leaving that I love
Especially when she offers her yummy dessert delight
Yellow duck applied for the waitress job
Should I hire her? Asked my pal Rob.
Can she hold a tray?
Not really, but she is an angry duck.
And I don’t want to end up dead.
Sure, hire her, I told him.
Isn’t that why we hire most people?