Short Waitress Poems

Waitress
hints for a good tip
gets it...

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Waitress sneeze
Customers run
Topsy-turvy....

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Served us,
with a plate of nonsense.
we ate it and fell asleep...

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without a menu

leggy waitress spinning round


silken table cloth....

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large cheese pan pizza
a glass of coke and breadsticks
a waitress you know...

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waitress serves chicken 
a diner jokes this tastes fowl~
she is not amused...

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bovine humor
farmers drinking coffee
arbys meet up

bull stories
waitress has a red face
cattlemen laughing...

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at way-stressed words that echoed...
"my (main-you!) plea-is tea...tasting...
'of-odd-cause' heavy flavoring...cofcof..."

stan sand...

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A customer ordered rare steak
The waitress went on a wee break
She did him wrong
So dipped her thong
He dined without a stomach ache...

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When our waitress spilled the catsup
All over her Double-D cup
Mum said, "That's a treat
Your Dad yearns to meet;
His pecker's on the up-and-up!"...

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Their Valentine dinner was bad
When the waitress made them mad
She dropped food in their lap
It tasted like crap
So, their Valentine’s day was sad...

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“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home and hid my head...

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i said 
to the
waitress

i'd like 
frijoles 
negros 

con 

arroz but
i said 
to 

my wife
i'm trying
to have a 

con

cessation
with
you

not a
solilo
quy...

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Benny B was well known as a crowder
And today he craved a bowl of clam chowder
The waitress with a frown
Said "the chowder's all gone"
Ben threw a tantrum, whining all the louder...

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OPENING NIGHT


               she slips
          juts hips
     dish flips
no tips

waitress flounders. she slips! juts hips! first
unbalanced meal. dish flips! no tips! WORST!...

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There was a server at the local cafe you see
Who got in trouble when refilling cups of coffee
Many said just a shot
Half a cup was said a lot
But she lost her job when one said hit me...

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An old chap, who was nervous on dates,
once decided to juggle with plates;
he said, 'I conclude
it's best without food,
and a hoot when the waitress gyrates.'

for Geraldine's contest...

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What's it like to be a male waitress
Making sure dudes don't touch your humaness
It's a real challenge
Got a large package
But must maintain decorum while wearing a dress...

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Route 66ish No 18

In Denver a waitress supreme,
Always proffered her scones dipped in cream,
She would wriggle her hips,
So she got lots of tips,
While the menfolk all let off some steam!!...

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A Pentecostal writer of songs
Quit a waitress job she thought was wrong.
At the bar, sings and plays
‘Bout her wild salad days.
See, back then, she was speaking in tongs.
...

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Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies day for a while...

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Been accused of being a flirt, that's not my style
When I compliment a waitress along with a smile
No harm, no foul
I'm not on the prowl
Just trying to brighten this fillies' day for a while...

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Just started to frequent a café called ”Crepe Star”
A sweet waitress there remembers us and our histoire
Her name is Amanda
We call her Amanda Panda
Hugged us as we parted, felt like two superstars...

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Had a chicken dinner in a restaurant last night
Asked the waitress for discount coz we were so nice
She looked quite amazed
Figured I was a bit crazed
Said, “Pay or the cops will be crawling the place”...

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Went to a newly opened restaurant today
The food was A+++ BUT our waitress was A+++PLUSER I'd say
Holy yummy tasty omelette
Broke into a real cold sweat
And for extra good service, gave her $100 tip BTW!...

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