Juggler

An old chap, who was nervous on dates,
once decided to juggle with plates;
he said, 'I conclude
it's best without food,
and a hoot when the waitress gyrates.'

for Geraldine's contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 2/19/2018 12:58:00 PM
was this contest ever judged?? It sure deserved a win.
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Date: 2/5/2018 12:41:00 PM
One of your best limericks Jack. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 2/4/2018 7:45:00 PM
This is really good limericking, Jack. I hope you get a spot on the winner list. I gave her an old limerick. One never knows how it will go with the contests here but I'm crossing my fingers for us both.
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Date: 2/4/2018 5:48:00 PM
lol Jack this is very witty:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/4/2018 4:10:00 PM
You provide a hilarious image, my friend:) You are a juggler of words! Best regards // paul
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Date: 2/4/2018 12:32:00 PM
Well, I wonder how that juggling turned out. A waitress is a juggler of plates for sure and some not so good at that job..Thanks for all the visits to my page. Sara
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