Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A One Hundred Dollar Tip

Went to a newly opened restaurant today
The food was A+++ BUT our waitress was A+++PLUSER I'd say
Holy yummy tasty omelette
Broke into a real cold sweat
And for extra good service, gave her $100 tip BTW!

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Silent One January 16, 2018 at 9:49 AM Nice to see you enjoyed ALL aspects of your meal.. Jack Ellison January 16, 2018 at 10:26 AM BTW the meal sucked!!! lol

Judith S January 15, 2018 at 7:46 PM Oh Jack !!! I almost missed you today! But gettin' in my reads before bed. I'm certain you made that waitresses day!! Heck ... her year!!!!! <3 Where is Silent One??? Jack Ellison January 15, 2018 at 8:01 PM Mean him too... worry not, he shall show up henceforth!!! LOL Happy to see your sweet face dear Judith! Love Jacko! xxx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 15, 2018 at 8:18 AM Awesome :) One happy lady! xomo Jack Ellison January 15, 2018 at 8:35 AM Charming and sweet like you my Mo!!! Good morning dear friend!!! xxx