Short Waddled Poems

I once had a marmalade cat
Who grew so enormously fat
He waddled to the deli
And rolled on his belly
And was given a plum roasted rat...

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Poor Percy acted like a schmuck 
I guess he was down on his luck
He looked quite a sight
His pants were too tight
He waddled around like a duck

18th May 2016...

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Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy
he kept a big supply ever handy.
But he became so obese
he waddled like geese.
He quit candy but is hooked on brandy
(making his life fine and dandy)....

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Gathered 'round the table
    moments 'fore the feast
  Heads down, hands folded
    thanking God for what they'd eat

  They ate like no tomorrow
    bellies stuffed, plates vacuum-clean
  Waddled off to the dessert buffet
    G-d forsaken in this scene...

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she waits
patiently for the ones sheee
loves but CAN NOT touch

once they were
small with mittens red and boots
rubber that waddled through the snow

now
older - with life’s
crest on each jowl

she stitches her ghostly fingers that shall catch no more tears
watching
their every bow...

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that girl Helen was a total bell end
and because of food she gobbled
she couldn't walk she waddled
her shape was like a bubble
her size from here to hubble
thought I liked her but I did not
though for a rhino she aint half hot
married Bean but there's no cot
you were involved and I havent forgot...

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Mrs. Curry waddled down school corridors,
Frightening children escaped from class~ 
Oh,my!nSuch dangerous marauders!
As she walked, earthquake faults cracked the walls.
Good riddance to her Titanic,bowling ball breasts, 
Take those gazongers with you to your divine eternal rest.

Panagiota Romios
4/22/2019
11:30 pm...

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Two pigeons fought over a crumb,
The loser dejected and glum.
Turns out that the prize
Wasn’t food, though – surprise!
So the winner seemed dumber than dumb.

They waddled away down the road
In searching-for-edibles mode.
Hope they locate a treat
That is something to eat
Using smarts more than those that they showed....

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                  There once was a lass who waddled.
                  She liked running, but she dawdled.
                  With one terrible roar,
                  She fell hard to the floor.
                  Pat gave up eating Mac Donalds!


                                
                     11/1/2024   Poem 4


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they came to play
the rabbit in the yard was running in the snow.
playing and having a fun time.
soon a deer joined the fun. 
racing across the yard like a jet.
the the ducks came out to swim
the pond was snow covered so swim today.
they waddled around so funny it was a sight.
soon more join the fun it looked like a small zoo.
down the hill they went to slide,
the the snow didn't stop them from their fun....

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Turquoise chalice was terrified that she was not as curvy
As the fade- out banana who had a touch of scurvy
Clothes pin cousin laughed at the chalice's distress
Lightbulb filament rolled his eyes at this jealous mess
Screwdriver did not have anything much to say
Lockset said “I’ll come back another day”.
Cork found himself surrounded by disturbed items now.
He waddled off, looking for a piggy bank or a snowplow....

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she waddled over and stuck in her toe
ooh! it’s cold she squealed with a feminine glow
the rest of us sows ignored her, she is a drama queen
she walked out to the end of the diving board then, so serene

she won’t ever jump one of the hogs said, she’s a faker
she passed gas all the way back, she is a real quaker
we rolled over and ignored her, which really got her goat
the next thing we knew, she was out in a boat...

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The Wellington Harbor vagrants that waddled
Removed from the sushi stand where they coddled
Were heard to say,
"That is okay,"
"For it badly needs to be remodeled"
   



New Zealand Police Detain Penguins 
New Zealand Police on Monday arrested a pair of penguins as they were caught loitering outside a sushi outlet. The birds, described as "waddling vagrants" were held near a Wellington train station as they made their way to a nearby Sushi Bi....

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How to prune the heart?
Echoing the rhythm of "Maqomat Ras".
I trembled with childlike syntax.
Monarchs and nobility operated under rules.
Faith versus the truth.

I put all my mental energy into this.
I waddled towards the front door.
I beg, proclaim for nothing, and debris splits.
Where is the sparkling heart?

Rest of high-end dogmatic pegs.
Thrones, lives, Crusaders, and Moors.
I anchored at the heart gate.
A trans-theologia of the urban cosmos.
How to prune the heart?...

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