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The Waddling Vagrants

The Wellington Harbor vagrants that waddled
Removed from the sushi stand where they coddled
Were heard to say,
"That is okay,"
"For it badly needs to be remodeled"
   



New Zealand Police Detain Penguins 
New Zealand Police on Monday arrested a pair of penguins as they were caught loitering outside a sushi outlet. The birds, described as "waddling vagrants" were held near a Wellington train station as they made their way to a nearby Sushi Bi.

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/21/2019 1:08:00 AM G'day PAT ... very good again Pat. The Kiwis have a habit of making enjoyable humour - thanks Pat - Lindsay Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 7/22/2019 4:00:00 PM That's true. Somewhat like Raccoons, they are mostly loved or hated for their antics!...........pat

Gershon Wolf Date: 7/18/2019 6:08:00 PM This one is so good it should be bottled!! Smiles, Gershon Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 7/19/2019 8:30:00 AM Thank you Gershon, I appreciate that!!!...pat

CayCay Jennings Date: 7/16/2019 12:13:00 PM Adorable! CayCay Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 7/16/2019 5:32:00 PM Thank you! I appreciate that!......pat

Sunlite Wanter Date: 7/16/2019 10:14:00 AM So that's where you get your humor - New Zealand! We all could use more of it. Login to Reply Pat Adams Date: 7/16/2019 10:20:00 AM I was inspired by the news report, but I like New Zealand, it's so much better than Old Zealand, is my opinion!..8)