The Waddling Vagrants

The Wellington Harbor vagrants that waddled
Removed from the sushi stand where they coddled
Were heard to say,
"That is okay,"
"For it badly needs to be remodeled"
   



New Zealand Police Detain Penguins 
New Zealand Police on Monday arrested a pair of penguins as they were caught loitering outside a sushi outlet. The birds, described as "waddling vagrants" were held near a Wellington train station as they made their way to a nearby Sushi Bi.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
July 21, 2019 at 1:08 AM
G'day PAT ... very good again Pat. The Kiwis have a habit of making enjoyable humour - thanks Pat - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
July 22, 2019 at 4:00 PM
That's true. Somewhat like Raccoons, they are mostly loved or hated for their antics!...........pat
Wolf Avatar
July 18, 2019 at 6:08 PM
This one is so good it should be bottled!! Smiles, Gershon
Adams Avatar
July 19, 2019 at 8:30 AM
Thank you Gershon, I appreciate that!!!...pat
Godwin Avatar
July 16, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Adorable! CayCay
Adams Avatar
July 16, 2019 at 5:32 PM
Thank you! I appreciate that!......pat
Wanter Avatar
July 16, 2019 at 10:14 AM
So that's where you get your humor - New Zealand! We all could use more of it.
Adams Avatar
July 16, 2019 at 10:20 AM
I was inspired by the news report, but I like New Zealand, it's so much better than Old Zealand, is my opinion!..8)
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