Short Vegetarians Poems

vegetarians conceive immaculately when they feel carnal lust...

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Many vegetarians think
Brutish carnivores need a shrink
But pigs and cows show
That just is not so
Herbivores can't smell their own stink!...

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Greeness they swollen
Raw or cooked
In a non-meat and non-gluttony way
A truely remarkable act of
Protection of wild life and pets
Maybe a good proposal for
A future memorial day...

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It's got all kinds'a stuff in it,
None look quite the same...
Tastes kind'a good...
Might even cure the lame!

So, have a cup, on me...
Enjoy it with me, too....
Maybe you too will feel somewhat better....
That's what I heard it can do!

(Vegetarians never eat meat...except hearts)
you know who........

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Although 
God’s holy messages 
Were revealed to Prophet Buddha
Buddhism is not a universal religion
Because if all the people of the earth
Become vegetarians
There will be extreme food crisis
And the number of flora and fauna
Will increase manifold
As a result
Plants and animals 
Will create problem
In human habitats!...

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Limerick: Once a Meat-Vendor in Mylapur

Once a Meat-Vendor in Mylapur*
Set up shop (O!) Brahmin virtue pure
No hungry customers
Knocked past the front shutters
Though brisk business raged at rear door.

•	Brahmin enclave in Chennai, Tamil-Nadu, India.
Brahmins were not vegetarians from antiquity.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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Words 

Dubai
Lumps of concrete 
Set in sand  

If you want to study
Marine biology
Don’t start with a tin of sardines 

Capital punishment 
Since we all are going to die
It is not a penalty 

Shrimps are
Insects of the oceans
Why not we eat butterflies

If all life is related 
Having the same origin
Aren’t we cannibals   

 
Are surgeons 
Red meat fanciers 
Or vegetarians...

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Cars run down the road to New York City
Looking for cattle
There must be another way to make hamburgers
Not too many pastures in Manhattan
Traffic won't permit it
Going zero miles per hour is no way to hunt for dinner
What's McDonald’s secret
They sell billions every year
People in India are vegetarians
Animals have souls and ancestry
Cows carry signs in the city
“No buns or bumpers”
“Beep if you love Jesus”...

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Beatnik Charley had glowing fingers of soul
When they began tapping a beat, there was never a goal.
They understood people, and had them dancing around.
He had a unique way of drumming.
An incredible sound!

Beatnik Charley brought in women all over New York.
Many were vegetarians, other smelled totally of pork.
They were his groupies, loving him for being who he was.
We began his followers fast.
He was such a cool fuzz!...

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Let's hear it for incremental Christians,
And ascetic vegetarians,
Hail the queen of heavens,
Blessings for us, a holy girl,
Roman around the world!
Well, she was born in the Roman world,
A good Jewish maid, it did transpire,
A faith healer in this very day,
No holy dilemmas for her today, 
Let's pray for lady luck, shines on us all,
Let's hope Armageddon does stall, 
One for ascetic vegetarians,
And for incremental Christians!...

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Its uses, I guess, are debatable
But oh, what a grin it produced!
A turkey, both fake and inflatable,
Was in a new store introduced.

I almost gave in to temptation,
For what a good joke it would be
When the guests, beaming in admiration,
Would hear hosts claim it chemical free. 

Vegetarians likely would love it,
Sitting out on a platter to tease,
While the faces of those who learn of it
Would spout giggles, to varied degrees....

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Jesse James the Perfect Outlaw 

Jess James,
Rode the wild west in flames,
Some call him a hero outlaw,
His blazing revolver made him a bad criminal

Jesse and his brother Frank James
Poesy hounded down these names
Bloodthirsty military barbarians 
Sometimes I wonder if they were vegetarians


Jess James needed no standoff
Threatening him made him, COUGH! COUGH! 
Shot in the back of the head, 
I'm so glad Robert is also dead.

~†~...

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many 
prepping   

quickly 
stepping  

no time 
wasting

bird needs
basting

ham needs 
slicing

spuds need
dicing

boil them
quickly

cream them
thickly

dressing’s 
baking 

long time
taking

pintos
sweet peas

mac and
cheese, please

baking
chess pies

watching
rolls rise

tea is
brewing



feast, they’re
viewing

blessing’s
sincere

partake
with cheer

November 22, 2022
for Brian Strand's Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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