Short Vanna Poems

ALEXA-manna vanna
auburn beauty-
sumptuous clothes,
in a stunning pose

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Pat and Vanna, Vanna and Pat
Co-hosts forever, never had a spat
What, you say NEVER???
Well seldom if ever
At least on screen, 35 years holy crap!...

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How does dear Vanna keep her slim shape
Eats every Wednesday but just a few grapes
To keep her job
As Wheel's heart throb
The rumors are, she's almost eighty-eight...

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Pat and Vanna for thirty-six years nightly
It's Wheel Of Fortune, it disturbs my psyche
Time for a change
They've become a pain
Spin the wheel one more time, send them to Hawaii...

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I see the worlds toughest job, every night,

and the woman, that does it just right!

     If you're wondering who can she be,

     she appears on TV 

It's none other, than "Wheels" - Vanna White!...

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"Ok, Vanna White," she'd chide
While shutting all the cabinet doors 
I'm better at opening than shutting stuff
Like right now
All possibilities left open
Let fate decide
What I think I want 
Never gets dealt
And I'm running out of time 
Bluff my way to some comfort
Another door to opens
Either way
:


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At the scribble Scrabble table
I'm raising the bar
by adding seven lucky tiles  to your letter R

Vanna please let me buy a vowel or 
can I have a few?
I'll take A, E, I , skip the O and gimme a U

Please allow me three more letters to
fill my desire
I'll take a Q, G, and M to make the word QUAGMIRE



* Written for Nancy Jone's "Scrabble Contest"...

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