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Short Urinated Poems

Short Urinated Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Urinated by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Urinated by length and keyword.


Premium Member Urinated Fountain-
desiccate fountain
long legged dog urinates
mist inside the bowl


3/19/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©...

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Categories: urinated, abuse, adventure, analogy, crazy, dog,
Form: Haiku



While Waiting Trump Was Hesisatating
While Waiting Trump Was Hesisatating

He first waited and then had hesitated;
On Trump golden shower was urinated;
He was  behooving;
Experience moving;
Constipated and nothing could be vacated.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: urinated, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: This little piggy went wee wee
The first little piggy went to market;
The second demurred and preferred to stay home;
The gluttonous third one
Ate all of the roast beef,
So the fourth hungry piggy got none.
Although it's not clearly stated,
His thirst must have been sated
And his bladder inflated
'cause number five urinated
All the way home.
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Categories: urinated, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Little Red Runt
No? You don't have pity on me? You should!
   I'm sure you'd rather be a stick of wood
Food that doesn't smell so good, if you could
   ~ Rather than be me ...

Spend your days rained on, snowed on
   Hailed on, stepped on -- why stop here? --
Spat on, urinated and dumped on
   ~  Sniff my coat of rancid beer

What I've suffered, what I have endured
   From yellow rivers to cursed curs' turds -- 
The very thought of it all is too gross for words...

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Categories: urinated, abuse, assonance, senses,
Form: Personification

Book: Shattered Sighs