Short Urinate Poems
Short Urinate Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Urinate by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Urinate by length and keyword.
I'm in the sky
I'm flying high
I asked the Lord
"Do you like my tie?"
He said to me
"I made that tree!"
But I was bored
And had to pee.
I had dreamt that all oceans were beer,
from a rowboat I’m scooping up cheer,
but similar to tea,
beer goes right through me.
I can’t urinate in the boat - OH DEAR!
A
Big
Clumsy
Dog
Escapes
From
George’s
House
Into
Jeffs
Kitchen
Lurching
Madly
Nudging
Over
Pete’s
Quorn
Risotto
Stopping
To
Urinate
Vainly
With
Xrated
Yelping
Zeal
Welcome to my throne
make yourself at home
If you want to urinate
please don't hesitate
Now If you have to defecate
dont take long to evacuate
take the deodorizer and spray
to keep that funky smell away
Starving myself in an attempt to lose weight
Feel like biting our dear Golden of late
My only fear is
She'd never forgive
To show her displeasure on my bed she'd urinate
© Jack Ellison 2015
It is not great
when I have to urinate,
and there's no bathroom to be found.
This is totally unjust.
The dam is about to bust.
There is no bathroom around.
Inspired by another member's poem.
Narratives of history is eloquent
Society is a pot of brewing beer
Rulers are the licensed brewers
Protesters come in fooling as bugs
Sitting on the pot only to urinate
Spoiling the brew that give joy
And the blind narratives role on
A LEAKY DAY AT THE PARK
In the park, a dog ran to urinate at a tree
If I did that, they would come and arrest me:-
Damn dog barked and ran away:
He really peed me off that day:-
Hey, I had to walk as far as two blocks to pee:-
Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are free, at last, at last, on this empty empty planet.
There's an 'Idea'
Floating in the Air.
Neither Tea nor Coffee,
Neither Whiskey nor Vodka
Were able to Pull it In.
Paper looks Pale and Bored.
Pen, Bladder filled with Ink,
Is Waiting to Urinate few Words.
But the Idea is still Lingering
In the Air, Teasing me
Day and Night.
Even though she’s a huge singing star,
Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre.
On late night talk shows, she
simply will not go pee
in the places where most people are.
In the trash can of her dressing room
she might urinate. We can assume
since Cohen collected
some pee she’d ejected,
had it scented, it’s Eww-de-perfume.
I open bottles of beer
And empty their content
Twist tops
I put their caps back on
They look complete
Screw tops
I stand the bottles back up
In their cartons
Until I have 100 bottles lined up
They look full
They look whole
These empty bottles
I call them the us Senate
I smell the stench of the empty bottles and
I burp
I urinate
Three AM the dogs awake
Let him out for a quick urinate
In he comes tail a waging
I’m tired think of four PM when I’ll be sagging
The nights so quiet it makes you think
How may have this same link
Insomnia or dog I cannot tell
Laying here it feels like hell
Wait a minute I feel sleepy
Eyes shut falling feels creepy
The alarm goes off it is morning
Another day is forming.
water under the
bridge ~ past wrongs can't fix life flows
free of wrongs can't fix
I'll go to pay the
water bill ~ means someone will
go to urinate
to walk on water
~ do the impossible that
which is difficult
carry fire in one
hand and water in other
hand ~ meant to deceive
throw the baby out
with the bath water ~ means junk
and jewel gets tossed
to spend money like
water ~
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm just your average suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while people behind me are going insane.
I use public toilets and I urinate on the seat,
I walk around in the summer saying, "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I've been asked, "How can you be so inconsiderate and bold?"
My answer is simply, "I'm an A-Hole."