Short Urinate Poems

I drink water
I cry water 
I urinate water.
I believe water is life...

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Sight water running
   a strong wish occurs to me
   urinate, and pee...

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I'm in the sky
I'm flying high
I asked the Lord
"Do you like my tie?"

He said to me
"I made that tree!"
But I was bored
And had to pee....

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I had dreamt that all oceans were beer,
from a rowboat I’m scooping up cheer,
but similar to tea,
beer goes right through me.
I can’t urinate in the boat - OH DEAR!...

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A
Big
Clumsy
Dog
Escapes
From
George’s
House
Into
Jeffs
Kitchen
Lurching
Madly
Nudging
Over
Pete’s
Quorn
Risotto
Stopping
To
Urinate
Vainly
With
Xrated
Yelping
Zeal...

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Welcome to my throne
make yourself at home
If you want to urinate
please don't hesitate

Now If you have to defecate
dont take long to evacuate
take the deodorizer and spray
to keep that funky smell away...

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Starving myself in an attempt to lose weight
Feel like biting our dear Golden of late
My only fear is
She'd never forgive
To show her displeasure on my bed she'd urinate


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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It is not great 
when I have to urinate, 
and there's no bathroom to be found. 
This is totally unjust. 
The dam is about to bust. 
There is no bathroom around.

Inspired by another member's poem.
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Narratives of history is eloquent
Society is a pot of brewing beer
Rulers are the licensed brewers
Protesters come in fooling as bugs
Sitting on the pot only to urinate
Spoiling the brew that give joy
And the blind narratives role on...

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Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are free, at last, at last, on this empty empty planet....

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There's an 'Idea'
Floating in the Air.
Neither Tea nor Coffee,
Neither Whiskey nor Vodka
Were able to Pull it In.

Paper looks Pale and Bored.
Pen, Bladder filled with Ink,
Is Waiting to Urinate few Words.
But the Idea is still Lingering
In the Air, Teasing me 
Day and Night....

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I open bottles of beer
And empty their content
Twist tops

I put their caps back on 
They look complete
Screw tops

I stand the bottles back up
In their cartons
Until I have 100 bottles lined up

They look full
They look whole
These empty bottles

I call them the us Senate
I smell the stench of the empty bottles and
I burp

I urinate...

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Three AM the dogs awake
Let him out for a quick urinate
 
In he comes tail a waging
I’m tired think of four PM when I’ll be sagging

The nights so quiet it makes you think
How may have this same link

Insomnia or dog I cannot tell 
Laying here it feels like hell

Wait a minute I feel sleepy 
Eyes shut falling feels creepy
 
The alarm goes off it is morning
Another day is forming....

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I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm just your average suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while people behind me are going insane.
I use public toilets and I urinate on the seat,
I walk around in the summer saying, "How about this heat?"
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I've been asked, "How can you be so inconsiderate and bold?"
My answer is simply, "I'm an A-Hole."...

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